Bonehead Spurs

The first thing I thought when hearing the US invaded Venezuela was "how can I insert AI into this?"

I told OrangeMan to insert something very quickly.

Trump is being manipulated by someone. This isn't the right kind of crazy for trump.

Al Z. Heimer

Waymo CEO: "Our Waymo engineers just invented self-steering submarines! We are still working out minor hitches, though."

^ MagaGPT

:) What I had in mind was the tune "Mama said knock you out", by LL Cool J.
The very first line of it is "Don't call it a comeback", which came to mind when I read the slashdot title ending in "Don't call it a failure".

Don't call it a failure! I've been here for years
Rocking my subnets, putting v4 in tears
Making the packets rain down like a monsoon
Listen to the router go BOOM!
Explosions, overpowering the limit
128-bit towering throughput in it
Reach the summit, watch the NAT tables plummet
I'm gonna take the stack by storm and I’m just gettin' warm!

"God gave me freedom to spew killer germs everywhere!"

MAGAT!

"Trump ID Card"

Proof

"My tower has 666G's, the most eeever, everyone says so! It has so many G's it bruises my hands. It spews G's like Joe's autopen spews fake signatures, so lame, but I use my G's for the power of good instead. 'Good' starts with G, I bet I'm the first to notice that, I have a keen eye for such things, everyone's amazed, even Harvard professors, which I'm arresting by the way for spreading anti-semicolons, Bibi and I strongly hate that."

Move Fast and Break People

Good point! My Aspergers blinded me to that initially.

...convoluted and faddish "financial instruments" reminded me a lot of CRUD/biz development stacks: almost no stack designer wants to practice YAGNI, KISS, nor parsimony anymore, just collect resume buzzwords as if they were Pokemon. And the choices are not based on nor verified by science. I've seen productivity go down: the developer time per feature has gone up over time, and so has code per feature. Something is dearly wrong. Part of it is the fucked up DOM, we need a new standard.

Crappy New Year Slashdot & Gittoff my Lawn! -Tablizer

Indeed. TFA said during the last unmanned test the heat shield had problems. They should have a near perfect unmanned test before testing with staff.