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Comment Bada-boom (Score 0, Troll) 237

Yes they envy POS Chinesium e-waste that blows up on the road or loses an axle or spontaneously combusts. At least in China these vehicles come with the scene management crew that surrounds grisly accident theaters with a barrier to prevent social media posts and scrubs all online info about these fatality machines. You don't get that in other countries for free.

Comment Chinese solar wind is for selling to others (Score -1, Troll) 71

Because they have to pretend solar and wind garbage is awesome and amazing and look how we're using it so that luxury belief morons in other countries will buy their crap and have exploded carbon fiber blade particles and windmill fluids pollute their lands. Meanwhile China keeps building the cheapest dirtiest coal plants on the planet in order for their slaves to have 'lectricity to build more crap trinkets. And China doesn't give two turds about the environment and neither do all the people including all of us who buy their crap and don't ask too many questions.

Comment We'll swarm right on it (Score 1) 102

We didn't realize a billion of our users hate our garbage so much that they've been able to circumvent a lot of our garbage. We'll put our swarms right on fixing all the holes and making it ever more difficult to go around our garbage login requirements and garbage keylogging and our garbage ads everywhere. Trust us that we give 2 shits about the wishes of our "customers".

Comment Mission accomplished 50% (Score 0) 95

Step 1. DONE! Kick Anal Dye out the door, go "improve" Meta design Anal Dye, wish you much success there! Step 2. NOT DONE! Roll back ALL Liquid Ass garbage, all of it, trash it all with prejudice. Step 1 being done improves chances of Step 2 being done from -20% to +1%. I'm staying on old OS's on ALL my devices indefinitely. I only updated Apple TV and HomePods to the new OS, because how badly can Liquid Ass F-up speakers with no visual interface and a TV box, famous last words.

Comment Also, formerly Remote Desktop (Score 1) 99

This is a great branding move for the MicroShit "family of products", it really cohesivizes the entire turd sandwich in a productively proactive way. Because don't forget, the thing formerly called Microsoft Remote Desktop is now named "Microshit Appy App". Just buy me lunch and I'll fix your branding right up and I don't even need the 100 million that went to the "vision consulting firms" that used up all the oxygen and all of the shared conference rooms for a few years.

Comment Couldn't save pennies any more too many dead (Score 4, Interesting) 57

Saving some pennies (well more but whatever) on screen replacements for human-scale tactile controls killed too many people. Accidents and not being able to figure out how to turn the heat on in the winter. So now they're back to accepting the obvious gd dm truth that buttons and knobs that do one thing well in a single fixed mode work and cheap stupid $ss screens don't. Fn morons really didn't need lawsuits and 1000 page research papers to prove it. They just pretended to be stupid.

Comment Continuing the F'ing (Score 2) 99

Can MS F themselves and their "customers" (unwilling slaves) harder than they already have for all these decades? Omarchy or Arch or other Linux FTW. Gaming performance is now !excellent! on Linux using Steam and various emulators, including Windows games, even if not quite on par for certain titles. The remaining issue is games that use certain activation/anti-cheat software which doesn't run on Linux at least for now (F1 2024 for ex,).

Comment Yeah let's tie your viewing info with biometrics (Score 2) 59

If anyone looks at TikTok's illegal hidden nefarious gathering of your biometric data (facial profiles, emotion analysis in response to viewed content etc) it's easy to understand the lack of customer enthusiasm for cameras that would be able to monitor your presence for ad metrics and your facial expressions in response to the content you watch. TV's are already monitoring all your viewing activity (if you've ever given them network/wifi access), let's also give them biometrics to tie all that into, sounds like a great idea.

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