Researchers say keep funding our alarmist bullshit so we can keep pushing a lot more of it. We were all supposed to be dead already from the heat back in 1976. China building new coal plants every day? Totally cool. Third-worldists dumping their trash into the trees the oceans the rivers the buildings the neighborhoods totally cool it's just what they do, you judge-y fool. What's not cool is plastic straws and gas cars that won't burn you and your family alive while you scream about your virtue and allyship.

We're firing a bunch of people we're hiring a bunch of people small is out big is in (previously: big is out small is in), same sht on perpetual repeat, who cares.

Of course you don't own or control digital games in any way. You never did. They just altered the deal to make it more obvious, same as when Nintendont introduced their stupid "digital gamecards" to make switching between multiple consoles even more dumb stupid and terrible. Future access to the digital games you purchased and "own" will require piracy.

Yes they envy POS Chinesium e-waste that blows up on the road or loses an axle or spontaneously combusts. At least in China these vehicles come with the scene management crew that surrounds grisly accident theaters with a barrier to prevent social media posts and scrubs all online info about these fatality machines. You don't get that in other countries for free.

Workers and more generally humans who think using bullshit generators and becoming one themselves makes them smart might actually be very, very stupid. Huge insight.

More China slop with big promises that will steal your data and biometrics. Cognitive warfare let's go. Tik Tik Tok Tok.

Hopefully it will first replace the "Yang Gang's" fatuous sycophantic work along with Yang's own dumb-ass role as purveyor of useless and weird failed libertarian progressive political slop intended to advance Yang's "personal journey" and his big stupid ego and personal power.

Using fear to advertise how "scary and powerful" some particular product it to get more people to check it out? We'll eventually find out whether any of this is actually scary because no one will ever stop working on the stuff.

Because they have to pretend solar and wind garbage is awesome and amazing and look how we're using it so that luxury belief morons in other countries will buy their crap and have exploded carbon fiber blade particles and windmill fluids pollute their lands. Meanwhile China keeps building the cheapest dirtiest coal plants on the planet in order for their slaves to have 'lectricity to build more crap trinkets. And China doesn't give two turds about the environment and neither do all the people including all of us who buy their crap and don't ask too many questions.

We didn't realize a billion of our users hate our garbage so much that they've been able to circumvent a lot of our garbage. We'll put our swarms right on fixing all the holes and making it ever more difficult to go around our garbage login requirements and garbage keylogging and our garbage ads everywhere. Trust us that we give 2 shits about the wishes of our "customers".

Shocker that rug pulls designed to pull rugs failed to put the rugs back later.

Step 1. DONE! Kick Anal Dye out the door, go "improve" Meta design Anal Dye, wish you much success there! Step 2. NOT DONE! Roll back ALL Liquid Ass garbage, all of it, trash it all with prejudice. Step 1 being done improves chances of Step 2 being done from -20% to +1%. I'm staying on old OS's on ALL my devices indefinitely. I only updated Apple TV and HomePods to the new OS, because how badly can Liquid Ass F-up speakers with no visual interface and a TV box, famous last words.

This is a great branding move for the MicroShit "family of products", it really cohesivizes the entire turd sandwich in a productively proactive way. Because don't forget, the thing formerly called Microsoft Remote Desktop is now named "Microshit Appy App". Just buy me lunch and I'll fix your branding right up and I don't even need the 100 million that went to the "vision consulting firms" that used up all the oxygen and all of the shared conference rooms for a few years.

Saving some pennies (well more but whatever) on screen replacements for human-scale tactile controls killed too many people. Accidents and not being able to figure out how to turn the heat on in the winter. So now they're back to accepting the obvious gd dm truth that buttons and knobs that do one thing well in a single fixed mode work and cheap stupid $ss screens don't. Fn morons really didn't need lawsuits and 1000 page research papers to prove it. They just pretended to be stupid.

Use these things as helpers but always check the information sources the software code the language the bullshit because they say stupid stuff with 105% confidence.