Comment MAGIC BEANS! (Score 4, Insightful) 99
Finally some sanity, we can invest our retirement nest-egg 100% in Trumpcoin! WINNING!
Comment Why didn't Tesla Optimus get the job? (Score 1) 54
Hmm, they're using a task specialized robot to do real world things, not some delusional AI investor fleecing machine. I guess right tool for the job and all that.
Comment A great unifier. (Score 1) 92
HEY, a little respect for the dead here!
His work brought people together.
His work brought people together.
Comment Area Man Constantly Mentioning He Doesn't Own A TV (Score 5, Insightful) 156
"I don't rely on oil."
Q: Do you eat FOOD?!
Q: Do you eat FOOD?!
Comment Re:Wattage? (Score 1) 40
Less than 10^28 W/cm^2 !
Comment HYPE for the Hype god! (Score 1) 104
Man, these dummos that don't understand how anything works really are flogging the latest bubble. Don't be forcing doctors, lawyers, engineers and generals to use your half-baked hallucinariums.
Comment Re:What About CEOs? (Score 2) 150
Whachu talkin' about Willis? Getting rid of a ruling class has been automated* since 1792.
* well, partially.
* well, partially.
Comment I found your challenge to be verbose (Score 2) 59
Please, this is settled case law, cite the canonical references.
Either Arkell v Pressdram or Cleveland Stadium Corp's response to Dale O. Cox, esq would suffice.
Either Arkell v Pressdram or Cleveland Stadium Corp's response to Dale O. Cox, esq would suffice.
Comment hey, we're sort of trying (Score 1) 303
That's because luddite Floridamans insist on keeping get run over by those non-existent high-speed trains.
Comment Re:Hmm.. (Score 2) 159
Comment I want to pay my fair share. (Score 1) 22
I'll make you a deal, I'll pay the same rate Elon pays.
Done and done.
Done and done.
Comment Ads you say? (Score 3, Interesting) 84
So these uber geniuses only idea to monetize AI is through ads? Why don't they ask ChatGPT how to raise money? Seems like maybe AI^W LLM snakeoil isn't the world-changing tech they're trying to sell it as. Huh. Go figure.
Comment So we're not all getting legs? (Score 1) 38
This bad news makes Lt. Dan sad.
Comment A faint glimmer of hope for Humanity... (Score 1) 38
This seems to indicate that Facebook won't be able to successfully immantenize the torment nexus.
But then again, other people, like Peter Thiel are also trying to push us in that direction.
But then again, other people, like Peter Thiel are also trying to push us in that direction.
Comment Dont sit so close to the TV, you'll ruin your eyes (Score 1) 57
The inimical effects of the mind-control rays follow an inverse-square law based on distance from the source.
TeeVee bad, computar worse, tablet worser, smartphone more worser, VR most worsterest.
TeeVee bad, computar worse, tablet worser, smartphone more worser, VR most worsterest.
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