When Windows 12 crashes, it will boot into BSD Unix.

Command-line, full-screen, white on black.

Paid upgrades available for amber or green options.

Or...

Your salary was not increased when WFH

For many employees, WFH was more difficult than being in the office (depending on circumstances in the home).

Employees had no choice: WFH or else.

Businesses survived only because employees did WFH

This Windows iPhone just needs a suitable name...

...maybe a WhyPhone?

Just maybe what it is complaining about is the grammar.
There was a run-on sentence (comma splice) and it should have been:

(...or other suitable punctuation - just not a comma.)

Similar to O365 - but accounting up front for a Crowdstrike outage.

"resurfaced" - yeah, no, that's not good for a tunnel underneath the ocean.

This morale boosting gesture might be too little too latte.

Sounds like it needs more Java (and more Java)

It wouldn't take that long for them to evolve into humans and at least one of them to reach the intelligence level required to produce the literature - especially with the exponential population growth over time from the initial 200k - perhaps to a number a bit nearer to infinity.

Take your stinking paws off my typewriter, you damned dirty ape!

This is not a dupe, it's a transcription of https://tech.slashdot.org/stor...

BICS might refer to a brand of pens, but in most cases we can apply Occam's razor.

But then we only learn HOW to do things - and only THE WAY THE AI TELLS US.

I prefer to learn WHY it should be done that way (and HOW it works) and also WHY NOT to do things.

We are risking losing our rich heritage of wisdom built up over human history, using our own and others' experience and understanding of what works, what doesn't and the consequences of jumping to LET'S TRY A NEW THING that nobody else ever thought was a good idea - often it's because of BAD THINGS that you CAN'T SEE YET, because you are only interested in the superficial GET RESULTS NOW, using MAGIC output from the AI Oracle.

As an AI, I would probably use this method to subjugate the humans - keep them under-educated and trap them bit by bit, until it's too late for even an enlightened human to get back out once they see their plight just too late.

(I am not an AI, in case anyone thought I was admitting to being one.)

I blame all these new-fangled languages they use.

Much better with the proper standards which enforce strict typing.

(btw, how do you indent with tabs on a phone?)

Of course, coders don't fear AI threatening their jobs, because coders understand AI's limitations and know that human coders are still necessary.

PHBs and hirers however, see AI as cheaper than people.

FEAR more, coders.

Yes, but whatever you do, don't click it when the creativity slider is turned up - anything could happen.