Then feel free to create your own tech blog and moderate it to the level of usage of Slashdot, then you can run it however you want. April 1st has been observed on this site since long before you had an account.
I'm not suggesting that
I see you've indeed been around a long time, so I'm sorry that my comment offended you enough to prompt your reply. I'm still a
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