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Journal bettiwettiwoo's Journal: Quote of the Day 5

'I drove to the shops a few hours ago, where I parked under heavy sniper fire. Oh, excuse me; that was a misstatement and a minor blip. What I meant was that it was raining.' - Tim Blair sees bullets, bullets everywhere in war-t ... I mean water-torn Australia.

But you know what it's like down here in the wild, wild antipodes, right?! If you're not too careful you might end up raped by a wombat. Or something.

(Wombat. Well, you can just see that rape wildness in his (?) eyes, can't you?!)

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