bettiwettiwoo's Journal: Quote of the Day

'I drove to the shops a few hours ago, where I parked under heavy sniper fire. Oh, excuse me; that was a misstatement and a minor blip. What I meant was that it was raining.' - Tim Blair sees bullets, bullets everywhere in war-t ... I mean water-torn Australia.

But you know what it's like down here in the wild, wild antipodes, right?! If you're not too careful you might end up raped by a wombat. Or something.

(Wombat. Well, you can just see that rape wildness in his (?) eyes, can't you?!)

wombats

[tuxette]

They look too dumb to be able to have sex at all. I still want to go to Australia though, despite the risks...

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[bettiwettiwoo]

New Zealanders?

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[tuxette]

Hah, them too ;-)

how dumb do you have to be?

[DisownedSky]

Since when has being dumb stopped anything or anyone from having sex?

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[bettiwettiwoo]

Oh God, that's so true it's almost, almost not funny.

(Not that I necessarily know if wombats are all that stupid. My reaction when reading about this 'rape' was rather what did it rape? his calf? I mean, wombats are kind of small ... like claiming to have been raped by a particularly fierce... cockerspaniel.)