bethanie's Journal: Avast! Thar She Blows, Me Hardies!!

(And yes, I know it's "Hearties." I didn't want to use "hearties." I wanted to use "HARDies." You can figure it out on your own. Or not.)

I took The Pirate Name quiz (thanks to FK), and have to say that I found it woefully inadequate. So I have generated some lists of my own, from which I would like you, my adoring fans, to help me select my Official Pirate Name(TM) for the upcoming Friday festivities.

Mix and match from each category, or come up with your own suggestions! (I'll leave the corresponding wardrobe choices up to y'all's imagination!)

Here are a few of my favorites so far:

1. Scrummy Rue Trollop
2. Rompin' Lottie Strumpet
3. Lusty Lucy Libertine
4. Wet Finnula DeBaucher (pronounced day-bo-shay)
5. Horny Agnes Frolic
6. Lewd Lenore Boudoir

List the First

Hussy
Scrummy
Horny
Naughty
Luscious
Rompin'
Lusty
Easy
Juicy
Wet
Frisky
Lewd

List the Next:

Maude
Lottie
Rue
Agnes
Trudy
Cora
Lottie
Lucy
Gladys
Brigitte
Mavis
Finnula
Lenore

List three:

Harlot
Strumpet
Trollop
Frolic
Scarlet
Hummer
Libertine
DeBaucher (pronounced day-bo-shay)
Brothel
Slattern
Hussy
Letch
Boudoir

Final name selection will be based on however I feel like choosing when the time comes. Is that arbitrary enough for ya?

My pirate name is...

[bethane]

Roger Spanky Tail

How about this one?

[Organized Konfusion]

Captain Bethanie Soggy-arms, the meanest scalawag that wears pantyhose this side of the Spanish Main.

Oh, this one...

[ryanr]

Gotta love Rompin' Lottie Strumpet.

I already have a pirate name, but it's a different kind of pirate...

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Saucy Sol Spitfire

[SolemnDragon]

For the record, a spitfire is : a highly emotional and quick-tempered person (especially a girl or woman)

Source: WordNet (R) 1.6, (C) 1997 Princeton

i think i qualify... *grin*

and i dub you, bethanie, Bad Bethanie the Beautiful. So there! (also known as "the Heartbreak Harlot")

Lusty Lucy Hummer

[MagnetarJones]

Arrrr, Put a Helmet on me Soldier

To the poop deck!

[lateralus]

For those of you not already intimate with it, I give you the Pirate Keyboard [defectiveyeti.com]

Call me Ishmael

[robi2106]

er...

I mean "Captain Jack Rackham"

Even though there's no legal rank on a pirate ship, everyone recognizes you're the one in charge. You have the good fortune of having a good name, since Rackham (pronounced RACKem, not rack-ham) is one of the coolest sounding surnames for a pirate. Arr!

arrrrr

tough choices be those (Yoda pirate?)

[dubiousdave]

3. Lusty Lucy Libertine -- alliteration it has, and that be good
Wet Lucy Hummer -- has a certain appeal, it do

Naughty Nellie Boudoir -- fook ye're suggestions. Likin' it I be.

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