Comment Dean Wormer said it best: (Score 1) 379
"Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life, son."
Comment Re:Sound Methods? (Score 1) 324
Except that we didn't really need to kill the first 999,999 rats. Only the last one made a difference apparently.
Comment First problem first (Score 1) 993
You should start by never mentioning that your username is "basementman"
Comment Re:How many bones (Score 1) 369
A: The answer is asdhjfkldsfjhklasdfhkjsdhfkjshdfkjshdfjhsdkjf.
Comment Re:Hmmm.... (Score 1) 200
If global warming is presumably caused by SUVs, what are holes in the magnetic field caused by? Too many cell phones?
Too many fridge magnets. Now I know why GE decided to make my fridge out of aluminum.
Comment What they are really testing (Score 1) 142
They're testing Christmas Music as effective shark repellent. What shark in his right mind would willingly stick around to listen to We Wish You A Merry Christmas.
On the other hand, they may find that Jingle Bells sounds exactly like an injured seal.
On the other hand, they may find that Jingle Bells sounds exactly like an injured seal.
Comment Re:Keep It Fun & Exciting (Score 1) 531
I was in kindergarten when the Challenger exploded on TV. We cheered and thought the special effects were awesome. My teacher didn't think it was.
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