Comment Dean Wormer said it best: (Score 1) 379

by bembleton on Monday August 17, 2009 @05:34PM (#29098523) Attached to: Fatty Foods Affect Memory and Exercise Performance

"Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life, son."

Comment Re:Sound Methods? (Score 1) 324

by bembleton on Tuesday July 28, 2009 @02:33PM (#28857395) Attached to: Dye Used In Blue M&Ms Can Lessen Spinal Injury

Except that we didn't really need to kill the first 999,999 rats. Only the last one made a difference apparently.

Comment First problem first (Score 1) 993

by bembleton on Monday March 30, 2009 @05:03PM (#27394385) Attached to: How Do I Make My Netbook More Manly?

You should start by never mentioning that your username is "basementman"

Comment Re:How many bones (Score 1) 369

by bembleton on Monday March 09, 2009 @04:20PM (#27126937) Attached to: Wolfram Promises Computing That Answers Questions

A: The answer is asdhjfkldsfjhklasdfhkjsdhfkjshdfkjshdfjhsdkjf.

Comment Re:Hmmm.... (Score 1) 200

by bembleton on Thursday December 18, 2008 @11:03AM (#26160691) Attached to: Scientists Find Hole In Earth's Magnetic Field

If global warming is presumably caused by SUVs, what are holes in the magnetic field caused by? Too many cell phones?

Too many fridge magnets. Now I know why GE decided to make my fridge out of aluminum.

Comment What they are really testing (Score 1) 142

by bembleton on Thursday December 18, 2008 @10:36AM (#26160321) Attached to: Researchers Test Whether Sharks Enjoy Christmas Songs

They're testing Christmas Music as effective shark repellent. What shark in his right mind would willingly stick around to listen to We Wish You A Merry Christmas.

On the other hand, they may find that Jingle Bells sounds exactly like an injured seal.