Hair? I ain't got no hair!

Just turned 60. Still coding. Tried the management route. It's not for me.

BASIC, quickly followed by FORTRAN, Cyber assembly, and Pascal. The latter I loathed.

For all the projects I work on, they are coded to standards and the message that the powers-that-be tell users: "If it doesn't work in your browser, get a better browser". Projects are tested in latest of Chrome and Firefox. If something doesn't work in IE, TFB. The same will apply for Edge.

Java is really good as a server-side language; but who's still using it in the browser? That's stone knives and bear-skins.

Also, Grey Poupon.

Not even at gunpoint.

Age has nothing to do with it. I'm 57 and still have "the passion". You either have it or don't.

Unless there is a need for the end user to edit the document, docs should be sent as PDF, not an editable format.

"their pretty nonsense" and "checking their phone" And yes, I do mind someone distracting me by "discretely" checking their phone. Because it's never "discrete". And Alamo is wildly popular here in Austin; not just with the petty movie-goers. Moral of the story: grow up and watch the movie.

Absolutely this. I'm 56 years old, short, fat and bald. Being "hip and groovy" is the last reason I prefer my Mac.

Can Monopoly money be far behind?

Fuck that shit. Been there done that. Come back when you are in your 50's little boy and we'll talk.

What does Java have to do with JavaScript -- besides the stupid naming decision, that is?

I do a lot of learning on my own time to benefit my next employer. If I just relied on what I need to know to do my day-to-day job, I'd never be ready to get the next position.