Comment I have to laugh.. (Score 1) 335
In the early nineties I was contracting for a large financial institution that were re-training COBOL programmers to be C programmers. I was called in to fix the most awful C code that I've ever seen, before or since. e.g. Functions that would span for 25 pages and blow up compilers.. Later of course, they needed all those COBOL programmers back for Y2K. Now they need 'em back for the boomers retiring. Such foresight.
Here's a thought.. What about building a modern language preprocesser that spit out COBOL? Something like RATFOR did for Fortran?