Wait let me start again... Do you know where the time machine is?

Might work better as 'Teenage Alien Invader Ninja Turtles'....

And now kids are playing violent games and I know whyyyyyyy....

Unfortunately this is just not true. A lot of end users are frustrated that they cannot use all the apps from the iPhone on their Android device. They may have different expectations now in terms of what will be on a PC or Tablet, but there are definitely still expectations and assumptions made for each platform.

The Scouring of the Shire was actually one of my favourite parts of Return of the King. The final battle felt really overstretched, like Tolkien was having trouble keeping track of his characters by that point, and it was good to return to a more well constructed chapter. It also resolves the character arcs for Saruman and Wormtongue - something the movie (even the extended edition) failed to do. I would definitely have been happier to see that as the finale rather than twenty minutes of 'everyone gets old and gets on a boat'.

What will we do about the zombie hordes that follow this event? Who will make it to a shopping centre in time? Would this affect Amazon shipping time estimates?

Is it just me or is this whole fiasco a great publicity event for Samsung? Validating them as the primary alternative to iStuff? Provided they don't lose, of course. Damn rounded corners.

Do these figures include monitors, projectors and other 'dumb' screens? I have a media centre hooked up to an '07 TV - haven't used any channel other than HDMI input on that for ages. The 'TV' they talk of is becoming little more than another display device, fed by a set-top box or PC/laptop.

...in the morning, I shall be sober.

It's a bit of a damp squid.