GOP version would be a white pointy paper bag?

You mean this one https://www.youtube.com/watch?... ?

I believe the reason for this bias against web apps in the developer community is Javascript.

It's a very polarizing language. For a number of developers coding in this language is an exercise in masochism. So they stay away from it and go do more pleasant things.

Now if we can get out of this painful legacy dependency and something like WebAssemby gains some maturity (or Dart etc...) so we can code web apps in something more pleasant this attitude may change.

Water? Like in the toilet?

Merde alors. You elitist internet people.
If you want to see naked tits in France, you should go to the beach, like everyone else.

But the side effect of all this tech influx is turning Texas blue, so how long before Musk will have to start shitting on Texas and move to Alabama

Just wait until they doxx Obama's mother.

Yeah it had something to do with the eventing at startup

I was working on an integration in dev on that day and suddenly stuff started breaking in didFinishLaunchingWithOptions:

ApplicationDelegate.shared.application(application, didFinishLaunchingWithOptions: launchOptions)

This is the "hook" for the Facebook SDK that the Facebook SDK docs tell you to put in. It definitely sends an event back to Facebook about application start

... from the law

Hah. brilliant post. Will be modded up by people who think Trump is the stupid man and will also be modded up by people who think Trump is the clever man.

Well played.

Ah. Now I understand. He wants to bring polio back because that was around in the time that America was supposedly great according to the MAGA cult.

There is method to the madness.

Ah, I was waiting for the "think of the children" argument.

It took a while.

Lol, the second amendment is just used to keep to docile.

In a real shooting insurrection your pea shooters would not stand any chance against police, their swat teams and the national guard.

But of course they want you to keep up the fantasy.

Well, compare that to lusting after your own daughter and speaking about her in sexual terms.

And covfefe hamberders for everyone!