Comment Just look at my social networks... (Score 1) 131
I used to be friends with this guy named Tom, but I haven't talked to him since 2004.
Comment I googled titties (Score 1) 369
And it gave me this in the first row of images (probably NSFW...but then again this whole thread is)
I still received a fresh helping of titties so google isn't broken, they just want to sabotage and betray you so hard that you won't care about titties anymore.
P.S. I know the pic is of a slashdotter. REVEAL YOURSELF!!
P.P.S The people who are being modded insightful for whining that this is censorship ought not to be, because they aren't.
I still received a fresh helping of titties so google isn't broken, they just want to sabotage and betray you so hard that you won't care about titties anymore.
P.S. I know the pic is of a slashdotter. REVEAL YOURSELF!!
P.P.S The people who are being modded insightful for whining that this is censorship ought not to be, because they aren't.
Comment Re:Nissan does something similar (Score 5, Funny) 92
but I don't want to void the warranty.
Hand in your nerd card.
Comment 1B? (Score 1) 362
If I blew a billion dollars I'd get fired.
Just saying.
Just saying.
Comment Re:First-hand experience (Score 1) 66
Holy mother of god.
Comment Re:I can't read (Score 2) 211
But you can type? You're really desperate to use the "insensitive clod" line aren't you?
Comment Re:Missing option: (Score 1) 211
I think this is some nerds idea of a joke.
The Last Thing You Read Was The Last Thing You Read Was The Last Thing You Read Was The Last Thing You Read Was The Last Thing You Read Was The Last Thing You Read Was The Last Thing
GET IT OUT OF MY HEAD!
The Last Thing You Read Was The Last Thing You Read Was The Last Thing You Read Was The Last Thing You Read Was The Last Thing You Read Was The Last Thing You Read Was The Last Thing
GET IT OUT OF MY HEAD!
Comment Not a mistake, this was expected. (Score 5, Funny) 185
Romney is famous for flip-flopping. Even if someone told him he lost, he thinks he won. And he did. That's the beauty of not taking a stance and not taking NO for an answer. God bless you Romney. God bless us all. (Except the gays)
Comment Re:behavior, like constantly checking your phone? (Score 1) 163
You're the type of idiot I snap my fingers at.
Comment Re:behavior, like constantly checking your phone? (Score 3, Insightful) 163
while out?
seems to be generational but my younger friends (20's) are always checking their phones, even while I'm talking to them at dinner or a social event!
what the hell. since when was that good manners?
since never. but few seem to care.
I "belong" to this generation. If there isn't a pause in the conversation for them to read some inane text saying "whats up gurlll", or I'm actively talking and they pull out their windows phone (just kidding) I'll snap my fingers to get their attention. If they have the attention span of a three year old and do it again they're wasting my time and I'll leave them to their angry birds.
If you're a dick I have no problems being a dick right back. They might not like having their faults pointed out and I don't enjoy doing it but some people deserve it every now and then.
Comment Re:Romney Kills Baby Seals (Score 1) 555
- It was fairly typical for him to take a city and then kill all of the political leadership, but not punish the populous. He then would let it be known that he knew who had commanded the opposition, and that the fight was now over with their disposal.
I know who I'd vote for in this election.
Comment durrrr (Score 5, Insightful) 282
This is stupid and pervy overall, but offering to show it to another CUSTOMER? Can't get much dumber than that.
Comment Not gonna happen... (Score 1) 127
As the only owner of highly trained squirrels in the country I've had bad experiences working with Californian law enforcement and refuse to do business with them again.
They can try to get some squirrel worker visas from India or the Philippines, but the paperwork is absolutely atrocious and the squirrels only speak broken english. I wish them the best though.
They can try to get some squirrel worker visas from India or the Philippines, but the paperwork is absolutely atrocious and the squirrels only speak broken english. I wish them the best though.
Comment It's a fake. (Score 5, Funny) 438
And if you had any doubt this is Steve Jobs' yacht, there are seven 27-inch iMacs in the wheelhouse.
Why yes I do. I doubt any egocentric billionaire could afford one of those $1800 27-inch iMacs, much less seven of them. Good lord, such opulence!
Comment Re:A trade war with whom? (Score 1) 180
You've already convinced the southern states we need to bomb Mexico, no need to involve China in all this. Lets pick fights we can win.
