Asparagirl was raised by a pack of wolves in the wilds of Westchester County and on the mean streets of Manhattan. A former Penn gal (class of '01), she spent her time in West Philly doing just about everything (except studying) while successfully dodging both bullets and frat guys with the grace of a gazelle.
She previously lived in good old New York, New York, the city so nice they named it twice, and worked as a web geek at IBM. Then love came a-callin', and she hightailed it to Los Angeles to live with her new husband. She now works as a web geek at a cable network in Burbank, California.