Of course I had to try it - short story version: Derek was a network engineer by day, but by night he donned a different kind of uniform. He was a crime-fighting vigilante, patrolling the city's streets in search of justice. One night, Derek was monitoring the network of a local bank when he noticed some suspicious activity. He quickly traced the source of the activity to a nearby warehouse and decided to investigate. As he approached the warehouse, he heard muffled voices and the sound of machinery coming from inside. He cautiously made his way in, using his skills to evade detection. Once inside, he discovered a group of criminals who were using the warehouse as a base for their illegal activities. Derek quickly realized that the criminals were using the bank's network to carry out their heists. He knew he had to act fast to stop them. With his trusty laptop, he hacked into the network and disabled the criminals' access. The criminals were caught off guard by the sudden loss of their network connection. Derek used this opportunity to take them down one by one. He fought with precision and skill, taking out each criminal with ease. As the last criminal fell to the ground, Derek breathed a sigh of relief. He had successfully prevented a major crime from taking place and had once again proven that he was a force to be reckoned with. From that day on, Derek continued to use his skills as a network engineer to fight crime. He became known as the "Net Guardian" and was respected by both law enforcement and criminals alike. He knew that his fight against crime was never over, but he was determined to use his skills to make his city a safer place for everyone.