Comment Re:This post is both first (Score 1) 172
I check, it's not... sorry!
I know how this ends...with a giant sucking sound as the world's oceans drain into the earth's core. Then, as steam builds inside the planet, the earth turns into a giant exploding kernel of popcorn.
Congratulations to NASA on finding away to alleviate their funding problems! Time to buy property on the mars is now!
In case of injury notify your superior immediately. He'll kiss it and make it better.