Researchers rediscover electrochemistry.

The AI companies and hardware companies and hyperscalers have trillions of dollars in circle-jerk obligations which will definitely force them into bankruptcy when the ridiculous revenue forecasts fail to come true.

I feel like an actual measurement would help even illiterate americans more than "small humpback whale"

Obviously no one gives a shit if it's not making noise.

You can just stay in Canada, we'll pay you and feed you forever, too. Just be non-white and bring 7 or 8 kids and don't speak english.

A steak tastes good because of the fat. This fake crap will never be that.

The cows I eat do eat grass. wtf are you eating?

He mass fired 15,000 people just last year.

It sounds like could replace politicians, today.

Humans raise kids in literal piles of garbage in parts of the world. It's not desirable.

... no.

Have you seen the moon? It's been hit more than a few times before.

Technically, both are caused by the same underlying metabolic disorder, which is in turn caused by overconsumption of carbohydrates.

It takes 30 minutes, tastes just as good, and doesn't cost $50. And I can put all the extra cheese I want on it.

Yep. My newest car is a Subaru, complete with buttons and a manual transmission and much higher reliability ratings.