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Submission + - 26th First Annual Ig Nobel Awards Awarded (improbable.com)

tomhath writes: The Journal of Improbable Research has held it's 26th First Annual Ig Nobel Prize Ceremony and announced these winners:

REPRODUCTION PRIZE [EGYPT] — The late Ahmed Shafik, for studying the effects of wearing polyester, cotton, or wool trousers on the sex life of rats, and for conducting similar tests with human males.

ECONOMICS PRIZE [NEW ZEALAND, UK] — Mark Avis, Sarah Forbes, and Shelagh Ferguson, for assessing the perceived personalities of rocks, from a sales and marketing perspective.

PHYSICS PRIZE [HUNGARY, SPAIN, SWEDEN, SWITZERLAND] — Gábor Horváth, Miklós Blahó, György Kriska, Ramón Hegedüs, Balázs Gerics, Róbert Farkas, Susanne Åkesson, Péter Malik, and Hansruedi Wildermuth, for discovering why white-haired horses are the most horsefly-proof horses, and for discovering why dragonflies are fatally attracted to black tombstones.

CHEMISTRY PRIZE [GERMANY] — Volkswagen, for solving the problem of excessive automobile pollution emissions by automatically, electromechanically producing fewer emissions whenever the cars are being tested.

MEDICINE PRIZE [GERMANY] — Christoph Helmchen, Carina Palzer, Thomas Münte, Silke Anders, and Andreas Sprenger, for discovering that if you have an itch on the left side of your body, you can relieve it by looking into a mirror and scratching the right side of your body (and vice versa).

PSYCHOLOGY PRIZE [BELGIUM, THE NETHERLANDS, GERMANY, CANADA, USA] — Evelyne Debey, Maarten De Schryver, Gordon Logan, Kristina Suchotzki, and Bruno Verschuere, for asking a thousand liars how often they lie, and for deciding whether to believe those answers.

PEACE PRIZE [CANADA, USA] — Gordon Pennycook, James Allan Cheyne, Nathaniel Barr, Derek Koehler, and Jonathan Fugelsang for their scholarly study called "On the Reception and Detection of Pseudo-Profound Bullshit".

BIOLOGY PRIZE [UK] — Awarded jointly to: Charles Foster, for living in the wild as, at different times, a badger, an otter, a deer, a fox, and a bird; and to Thomas Thwaites, for creating prosthetic extensions of his limbs that allowed him to move in the manner of, and spend time roaming hills in the company of, goats.

LITERATURE PRIZE [SWEDEN] — Fredrik Sjöberg, for his three-volume autobiographical work about the pleasures of collecting flies that are dead, and flies that are not yet dead.

PERCEPTION PRIZE [JAPAN] — Atsuki Higashiyama and Kohei Adachi, for investigating whether things look different when you bend over and view them between your legs.

Comment Re:http://speedify.com/features/ (Score 0) 174

This is Alex from Connectify. Sorry to hear you weren't happy. We put out a new release *yesterday*, with huge improvements on how both loss and jitter are handled. Since you have both, I think this could fix your issues. Assuming that you are who your slashdot profile says you are, I just emailed you another license. Please give us another try, we're here to support you. New software here: http://speedify.com/blog/speed... Thank you for considering Speedify.

Comment Re:mptcp (multipath tcp) is one solution (Score 2) 174

A MPTCP VPN would not work in the real world. When you tunnel TCP through it, you end out having to send ACKs for the ACKs. The end result is that the effects of even a tiny bit of packet loss is a performance meltdown: http://sites.inka.de/~W1011/de... To build Speedify, we needed to implement a new multipath protocol over UDP. But that let us do clever stuff with NACKing and retransmitting lost packets before TCP ever noticed, and we were actually able to reduce the effect of loss: http://speedify.com/blog/speed...

Comment Re:Does nobody understand the question? (Score 0, Redundant) 174

Hey, sorry for the hard sell, but this is exactly what Speedify does. It's a VPN that uses multiple connections. It also detects, and retransmits lost packets long before TCP notices. Latest beta has been tested on Amtrak trains combining their Wi-Fi with Verizon 4G. Please check it out: http://speedify.com/blog/speed...

Comment Re:Actually, it's easy. (Score 1) 174

Ha, that's exactly what I thought when I started implementing it. But it turns out it's way harder than it appears. Differences between internet connection in latency, loss,bandwidth, jitter, and buffering all conspire to make this a very difficult, multiyear project. That said, we've done it already and put servers all over the world, so you can just sign up and use it. Speedify: http://speedify.com/blog/speed...

Comment Re:Neat idea, but not worth the effort (Score -1, Redundant) 174

This is what we do with Speedify: it's a VPN that uses all of your Internet connections at the same time. By the time we started dealing with issues like jitter and loss the level of effort exploded into years. That said you should check it out: http://speedify.com/

Comment Re:Your math sucks and is biased! (Score 1) 3

Alex here, and, while that's a good observation, it's not that simple. As I described, this was the business setup. Comcast gave me two cable modems, one for my office and one for the Xfinity hotspot. The power I measure was solely for the hardware that was required to run the Xfinity hotspot. The question is, how different is the setup of consumers? They do share one modem, but in my experience most people are supplying their own wifi router (by linksys or similar) to give themselves a wifi network, in which case the fixed overhead of Comcast's wifi router is entirely there to supply the Xfinity Wifi.

Submission + - Kickstarter / iFind project is suspended (kickstarter.com)

An anonymous reader writes: As of approximately 9AM PDT, funding for the iFind project at Kickstarter, the one with the bluetooth tags that have no battery and that harvest energy from WiFi and other radio sources, has been suspended. No word yet on how this came about.

Submission + - Lie Like a Lady: The Profoundly Weird, Gender-Specific Roots of the Turing Test (popsci.com)

malachiorion writes: Alan Turing never wrote about the Turing Test, that legendary measure of machine intelligence that was supposedly passed last weekend. He proposed something much stranger—a contest between men and machines, to see who was better at pretending to be a woman. The details of the Imitation Game aren't secret, or even hard to find, and yet no one seems to reference it. Here's my analysis for Popular Science about why they should, in part because it's so odd, but also because it might be a better test for "machines that think" than the chatbot-infested, seemingly useless Turing Test.

Submission + - Taking a QUIC Test Drive (connectify.me)

agizis writes: Google presented their new QUIC (Quick UDP Internet Connections) protocol to the IETF yesterday as a future replacement for TCP. It was discussed here when it was originally announced, but now there’s real working code. How fast is it really? We wanted to know, so we dug in and benchmarked QUIC at different bandwidths, latencies and reliability levels (test code included, of course), and ran our results by the QUIC team.

Comment Re:Dude, you got a communication problem. (Score 1) 163

Thanks for asking, this was part of a campaign to sign up technically sophisticated beta testers for our new VPN product. I came to slashdot because of the concentration of such networking experts. The casual, ask me anything, tone was set specifically to disarm the frequent, negative posters who frequently post without contributing to the discussion in a meaningful way. At this moment, I have now signed up 249 people for the Switchboard beta (thank you everyone, we won't let you down). Thanks for your post.

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