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Comment Re:Ubuntu TM (Score 1) 103

Pursuant to section (4)(g)8.3; you may each of you send 1.0 Bitcoins to spend address 1DquDGdVmfhULMHnnvB9psKs3LCSo2QdFz

In order to apply for amnesty.

Otherwise, you, and others in your social network may be subject to prosecution under the fullest extent of the law, including acts of Trademark terrorism under the AT act, and friends may be subject to charges of Treason under the Anti-Friends of Terrorists act.

I hate the NSA you can all go die in a fire for all I fuck all per I don't give a fuck my life is already broken dot com...

Comment Re:In other news... (Score 1) 258

In other news, Iran took credit for the downing of this drone as well, saying they have already begun disassembling it and that 'Murica should be very afraid. Pictures have already appeared on the internet of Iranians holding cans of Ginger Ale and eating pancakes, showing their cunning ability to blend in with the indigenous population in order to get close enough to strike at the very heart of the imperialist dogs!

I heard North Korea did it

Your thinking of their weapons of mass erection project..

Comment Re:Ubuntu TM (Score 2) 103

Dear mysidia: You have used the word Ubuntu in your comment. Please be advised that there is a chance now that some crazy folken at Canonical may approach you with a C&D letter, over the use of their 'holy' name; prithee take care.

Posted as AC, for obvious reasons.

Dear we know who you are as we backtracked your IP and are informing you that you used words in your post... All of which are now owned by one or more of our clients... you will die.... thank you...

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