A cult of arsonists has recently published an outstanding brief saying that fires drive forest growth.

Can you guys hear that? It's the sound of rolling heads.

*Cough*googlegrid*cough*

"Software is getting slower more rapidly than hardware becomes faster." -Niklaus Wirth But of course, you will have tons of new pseudoprogrammers telling you that "optimization is the root of evil" or some other crap they take for granted because they heard it said from some authority.

I've seen a trailer for this thing previously, and I am amazed. Macintosh users have their heads stuck up their own asses so far they can lick the back side of their tonsils. It's one thing to behave like an elitist jerk with your striped tight clothes, thick-rimmed glasses, writing on your Web 2.0 blog about geopolitics while you sip a coffee at a local Starbucks and flipping the pages of a book written in French, but to make a documentary about how much of a pretentious fanboy you are - I think only Mac users can do that. Congratulations, Apple, iHateYou. Also, this will be modded "troll" because I used a politically incorrect word, and, what's worse, presented an un-hip opinion.

I think you forgot that most people on the Internet (read, people who buzzwords and websites with domains ending with "r" appeal to (also massive idiots)) treat everything on the Internet very seriously. That's why it's filled with drama, and "social networking sites" (a stunning oxymoron, watch The I.T. Crowd for a brilliant parody) are only adding fuel to the fire.