Does enshittification count as innovation or is that a separate category? If the former, then within the last week. If the latter then... I dunno, can't really remember back that far.

And when I hear "touts his experience with 'all facets of mergers and acquisitions' on his own LinkedIn page, including experience working with leading private equity firms" I know to run away *very fast*. It's at about the same danger-sign level as someone who "touts his experience with all facets of torturing puppies, including experience working with leading child slavery firms". How much do you not want to deal with a company run by this person?

There has never been a greater need for Air Force One to be a 737 MAX...

YOB? You mean the dementia patient?

That's the dilemma, don't sell them H200s, they'll produce their own alternatives. Do sell them H200s, $yellow-bogeyman-scare-story. If it was me I'd hold out for the homegrown stuff because you know the US is going to flip-flop another dozen times before, or if, you get the goods.

Set the password while stoned, a garbage dump of files and data, random old copies in forgotten backups, is he auditioning to be a corporate IT admin?

I was thinking more that the mosquitos were avoiding the vegan, not the effects of what they'd eaten :-).

Was she vegan perchance?

But make sure you run it on a 64-bit system so you don't run into problems with the bug count hitting 32-bit INT_MAX.

And before that there was SATAN. Remember the hysteria about that?

Ssshhh! You're spoiling his rant.

... Improvisation Hallucination Concoction Fairytale, they've still got a range of names to go yet.

This has been a problem for a long time. Many years ago when one of the very first vulnerability scanners was released it was written up as a conference paper. Two of the reviewers ran it on their own code, which they were familiar with and so could evaluate its effectiveness, and got 100% false positives. Not 90%, not 98%, 100.0% false positives. Despite their less-than-stellar reviews, it was accepted and went on to be given the best paper award. Reason being that when you ran it on typical code, not of the quality written by those two reviewers, it did actually find a lot of problems.

So if you're trying to hype your stock... ahh, promote your product, make sure you run it on not-very-good code where it'll get lots of results.

We've had AI slop reports in a project I contribute to. The first one we got was a security vulnerability report, "you're not protecting against X, you need to apply countermeasures", and then listed the recommended countermeasures, which was a rephrased copy of the list of countermeasures that we were already applying.

Things haven't improved since then, the only real change is that it's now a lot harder to pick holes in the slop than it was for that first one because the slop extruders are getting better at obfuscation.

You have to wonder why he bothers though, I mean he's taking ten to hundred million dollar bribes, why does he care about a few hundred dollars? Or is it a case of every grift is a good grift?