Our own asteroid belt WAS a planet. And it was destroyed by Xenu. Everyone knows that, duh!

... the alien megastructure was destroyed in an interplanetary war and now it's all debris! I want to believe!!!

Hey, I'm proud of my man-boobs, you insensitive clod!

I grew up in a country where most foreign shows and movies are shown dubbed on TV. The result videos look exactly like a dubbed movie to me. My brain automatically says "this is not the original audio from this footage" when watching this.

You missed the detail that he/she spelled "earth" with a lowercase "e"...

Am I doing this joke right?

I use IMDB to check the ratings of a movie I want to see (in my defense, I am old) and if a movie has a 6.5+ rate I consider it worth of my money and time. But more than that, I always check the ratings distribution and the ratings in my demographics, they are much better than just an average.

To give an example, Twilight has a rating 5.2, but almost 30% of the ratings are either 1 or 10, so I know this is a "love-it-or-hate-it" movie. In my demographics, the average is 4.9, while for "Females under 18" it is 6.6, so I know this movie is not for me.

Terminator 2: Judgement Day, on the other side, has the ratings describing a normal curve peaking on 9, and an average of 8.7 in my demographics (the highest of all), so this movie is right for me.

Good, because that's what the laptops crave.

But does it have electrolytes?

arccos(-4*4/4/4) If you don't have a calculator with you, https://www.wolframalpha.com/i...

... love!

I have a workmate who buys lottery tickets from time to time and he loves what he does here so much that he said that if he won big money on the lottery we wouldn't even know or notice. And I believe him when he says that.

Sounds like a plot for the series...

You can run an infinite loop in only 6 seconds!

I just watched it on Netflix and at the end there was a note "©2016, all rights reserved".