Comment Re: Not terrible, which is too bad (Score 2) 64
Putin calls Luka with panic in his voice. "You have to give me asylum, they'll be dragging my corpse through the streets of Moscow by morning if you don't!"
Luka replies, "I'm sure I can arrange something. I'll get back to you within the hour."
59 minutes later, Luka calls back. "Relax, Vova. I worked out a compromise. They'll only drag half your body through the streets of Moscow. The other half will be dragged through Kyiv."