You'd think they were my cable company. They will probably off a discount to bundle the fees together "for our convenience", next.

Actually, I thought they had this already....

There was a time that he wanted control of the federal government. Not sure if that was a success or not. Surprised he didn't try to make himself a founder of OpenAI.

Their gonna fall just short of the 1.21 Gigawatts Doc Brown needs.

Probably use the same system that Bernie Madoff used for his "financial empire".

The paper should have an AI replace the Editor while they are at it.

> Microsoft cited policy violations related to low-quality content.... Yep, that's keeping the spirit of Geocities alive, alright!

The teachers should tell them by writing it in cursive on the board. Force them to learn both clocks and longhand (and kill two birds at once).

> That would be unconstitutional. But it would be hilarious!

This should be a lot easier to consolidate scientific data now that much of the data was deleted for efficiency.

You mean another half hour of ads and trailers?

Imagine: Musk takes over, merges/privatizes NASA with SpaceX.
During the process he defines himself as a founder of NASA.

Result: Musk invented space travel.

I'm surprised What's-his-face isn't throwing rumors of picking Musk out on social media just for the fun of it.

Aren't they all going to get cancer now? Or are all the birds now dead (the ones that are actually real)?

> Cameras missed the event, but the A2RL car lost traction and ended up tail-first into a wall...

> Khurram Hassan, commercial director of A2RL, told Ars that the cold tires on the cold track caused a loss of traction.


It's a poor designer who blames his tools.

Can 7-year-olds in Malaysia really build dependable spacesuits consistently over time?