That's OK, it will get cleaned up later...when a copper thief steals it and kills all the fiber cables in the process.

I never thought Tim Walz was THAT skilled as a hacker. He's really been busy! Everyone always underestimates the quiet ones.

Considering the prices at the concession stand today, it's a much bigger value then back when I was a kid.

Of course this wouldn't work on deaf folks. Installing vibration pads to all seats would be possible, but probably would be only for future taxis. Can the AI enable a "Milkshake Mode"?

They do if you use them like a sledgehammer.

Why not both?

You'd think they were my cable company. They will probably off a discount to bundle the fees together "for our convenience", next.

Actually, I thought they had this already....

There was a time that he wanted control of the federal government. Not sure if that was a success or not. Surprised he didn't try to make himself a founder of OpenAI.

Their gonna fall just short of the 1.21 Gigawatts Doc Brown needs.

Probably use the same system that Bernie Madoff used for his "financial empire".

The paper should have an AI replace the Editor while they are at it.

> Microsoft cited policy violations related to low-quality content.... Yep, that's keeping the spirit of Geocities alive, alright!

The teachers should tell them by writing it in cursive on the board. Force them to learn both clocks and longhand (and kill two birds at once).

> That would be unconstitutional. But it would be hilarious!