Since I was born I've learned only three things about humans: - No two are alike - No two want the same thing - What a person wants changes from moment to moment
There, fixed that for you. Sorry, I'm not actually trying to mock your post, and I agree with you, but I figured I'd point out that your insights apply to all human beings.
If it happens once, it's a bug. If it happens twice, it's a feature. If it happens more than twice, it's a design philosophy.