When you think about it, the touch is a near perfect platform for stealthy attacks. As the article states, put the thing in a fake wall plate on a power switch and attack until the device is found. No phone account, so the device is close to untraceable. Just don't give it your name :)

Seriously, I think that you are thinking to hard about this. You successfully got an interview, thus you are most likely capable of fulfilling the job. True, people make snap assessments based on looks, but it is unlikely that this is the criteria you are being failed on. My thoughts are that you are seriously lacking in self confidence (likely since you have no confidence in your appearance) and this is showing in your interviews. Forget about your looks and show the prospective employer that you are confident in your abilities to accomplish the job s/he wants filled.

Assuming 2 dvds per second, thats around 7200 dvds in 1 hour. assuming streaming, a movie takes around 1.5 hours which is around 10800 users per 1.5hour.. I'd say its feasable.