Re:Big deal (Score -1, Flamebait)

As a member of the fast food industry, I have brought the issue of your fabulously bloated ass to the attention of the fast food high council. A team of fast food special teams operatives will:

1. descend on your domocile in the dark of night
2. slice a pair of 4-inch incisions in your ample love handles
3. utilize a flexible hose from a supercharged home vacuum system to suck the fat from your ponderous gut.

Let no one say that we of the fast food industry do not take full responsiblity for the creation of the monstrously corpulent among you.

Say "au revior" to your avoirdupois!