Didn't ask for it, didn't want it, won't miss it.

Excuse me, program

The appropriate question is - where is the cutoff between a moon and a grain of sand It is frankly ridiculous to call some of these things moons. Everything that's orbiting Saturn is a " moon"

You can rewatch "The Prisoner"

All the others, sign me up

Better expand their Dentistry program, if they have one.

The head of Maintenance for a local school district. When he was asked how much a project would cost, he would make his best estimate double it and add 20%. He said by doing this he would occasionally come out under budget and look like a hero

Cuz I'm not paying a bajillion dollars to watch your damn commercials

That any money I spent on digital "products" would ultimately be wasted. The thing that irks me about this wastage is that if I don't own the product I should be paying a lot less for it.

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It is an engineering degree but most of his clients would probably not be impressed by agricultural engineering

Is it you wind up having to be so specialized. That in most Industries there is very little need for you and what you know about.

Who owns a small electronics company and he finds that his PhD helps him get a lot of contracts. Nobody ever asks what his PhD is in.

Every time I make my way to the front of a string of 10 cars on the freeway doing 60 miles an hour is because there's a Jeep at the front. As far as I can tell, most Jeep drivers are afraid of their vehicle and probably rightly so.

Have you ever tried calling a call center back? Because they do not accept incoming calls on those numbers. In fact generally those numbers are spoofed The real solution to the whole problem is to require telephone companies to cut off the bastards. They can do it easily, they know where all those calls come from and they can see when they're spoofed numbers. Spoof a number - automatic suspension of service. In fact I'm pretty sure they could fix it so you can't spoof a number.