Journal Journal: dfaedba4824d4eb2b4c07d6b3880aeaf0cf024d6
dfaedba4824d4eb2b4c07d6b3880aeaf0cf024d6
Journal Journal: Open the floodgates? 1
So I'm thinking i may finally launch this troll upon the internet, forever changing the face of internet warfare as we know it. This is Pandora's box.
thoughts?
Comment THINK ABOUT YOUR BREATHING - BACK FROM RETIREMENT (Score -1) 432
Hello you are reading the THINK ABOUT YOUR BREATHING TROLL!
Yes that's right, THINK ABOUT YOUR BREATHING. Why you might ask? Well it's simple!
Your brain usually takes care of breathing FOR you, but whenever you remember this, YOU MUST MANUALLY BREATH! If you don't you will DIE.
There are also MANY variations of this. For example, think about:
1. BLINKING!
1. SWALLOWING SALIVA!
1. HOW YOUR FEET FEEL IN YOUR SOCKS!
1. THINK ABOUT YOUR BREATHING AGAIN!
In conclusion, the THINK ABOUT YOUR BREATHING troll is simply unbeatable. These 4 words can be thrown randomly into article text trolls, into sigs, into anything, and once seen, WILL FORCE THE VICTIM TO TAKE CARE OF HIS BREATHING MANUALLY! This goes far beyond the simple annoying or insulting trolls of yesteryear.
In fact, by EVEN RESPONDING to this troll, you are proving that IT HAS CLAIMED ANOTHER VICTIM -- YOU!
Yes that's right, THINK ABOUT YOUR BREATHING. Why you might ask? Well it's simple!
Your brain usually takes care of breathing FOR you, but whenever you remember this, YOU MUST MANUALLY BREATH! If you don't you will DIE.
There are also MANY variations of this. For example, think about:
1. BLINKING!
1. SWALLOWING SALIVA!
1. HOW YOUR FEET FEEL IN YOUR SOCKS!
1. THINK ABOUT YOUR BREATHING AGAIN!
In conclusion, the THINK ABOUT YOUR BREATHING troll is simply unbeatable. These 4 words can be thrown randomly into article text trolls, into sigs, into anything, and once seen, WILL FORCE THE VICTIM TO TAKE CARE OF HIS BREATHING MANUALLY! This goes far beyond the simple annoying or insulting trolls of yesteryear.
In fact, by EVEN RESPONDING to this troll, you are proving that IT HAS CLAIMED ANOTHER VICTIM -- YOU!
Comment Re:First Post (Score -1) 705
Congratulations on your First Post!
To everyone else, I'd just like to say: YOU ALL FAIL IT!
Comment Re:Not quite the first (Score -1) 108
There was a kid at Carnegie Mellon who kept a "blog" in his .plan file, regularly updated starting in 1993. Search for "randy's .plan file"
Comment fp (Score -1, Troll) 132
nigz i still got the skillz 2 pay da billz
Comment YOU FAIL IT! (Score -1) 375
Not fast enough! It looks like your plan to get the first post was riddled with more holes than Firefox (Just look at that changelog!)
YOU FAIL IT!
Comment THINK ABOUT YOUR BREATHING - HEY TROLLS (Score -1, Offtopic) 480
Hello, and THINK ABOUT YOUR BREATHING
Yes that's right, THINK ABOUT YOUR BREATHING. Why you might ask? Well it's simple!
Your brain usually takes care of breathing FOR you, but whenever you remember this, YOU MUST MANUALLY BREATH! If you don't you will DIE.
There are also MANY variations of this. For example, think about:
In conclusion, the THINK ABOUT YOUR BREATHING troll is simply unbeatable. These 4 words can be thrown randomly into article text trolls, into sigs, into anything, and once seen, WILL FORCE THE VICTIM TO TAKE CARE OF HIS BREATHING MANUALLY! This goes far beyond the simple annoying or insulting trolls of yesteryear.
In fact, by EVEN RESPONDING to this troll, you are proving that IT HAS CLAIMED ANOTHER VICTIM -- YOU!
i guess im in wikipedia so i hit it bigtime, hows troling been
Yes that's right, THINK ABOUT YOUR BREATHING. Why you might ask? Well it's simple!
Your brain usually takes care of breathing FOR you, but whenever you remember this, YOU MUST MANUALLY BREATH! If you don't you will DIE.
There are also MANY variations of this. For example, think about:
- BLINKING!
- SWALLOWING SALIVA!
- HOW YOUR FEET FEEL IN YOUR SOCKS!
- THAT ANNOYING SONG THAT GETS STUCK IN YOUR HEAD!
In conclusion, the THINK ABOUT YOUR BREATHING troll is simply unbeatable. These 4 words can be thrown randomly into article text trolls, into sigs, into anything, and once seen, WILL FORCE THE VICTIM TO TAKE CARE OF HIS BREATHING MANUALLY! This goes far beyond the simple annoying or insulting trolls of yesteryear.
In fact, by EVEN RESPONDING to this troll, you are proving that IT HAS CLAIMED ANOTHER VICTIM -- YOU!
i guess im in wikipedia so i hit it bigtime, hows troling been
Comment Re:Why? (Score -1) 374
u idiot george bush is the dictator killing those innocent terrorists with his weapons of mass destruction he is the new HITLER"!!!
and also jews did wtc 911 lol at wtc lol at jews lol at 911
Nick Berg sayz b nice its not cool 2 die when u died 4 the cause of adolf w bush
Journal Journal: FREE GMAIL INVITES FOR THE TAKING
Journal Journal: hawt new slashdot email crawler coming to a email near yuo
lol
Journal Journal: LOL LOL SUBMIT THIS AS A STORY - SLASHDOT SONG 2
fatboy silm has made a song about our very own shitpile
you can listen to a clip here (30 sec, real player - or if you hate realplayer try the alternative)
you can listen to a clip here (30 sec, real player - or if you hate realplayer try the alternative)
Journal Journal: Gmail invites 1
The Gmail people have been giving me lots of invites to hand out the past couple weeks.. So I've been giving them out to /.'ers. Check my recent posts to see how to get one.
Comment fp? (Score -1, Offtopic) 338
maybe!
Comment Re:FP (Score -1) 262
Your attitude reminds me of the current corrupt administration's attitude toward my campaign for president of the United States.
Upon ascendancy, I will have you shaved, sterilized, and destroyed.
Upon ascendancy, I will have you shaved, sterilized, and destroyed.
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