Comment I once met an electron... (Score 2, Funny) 269
... who thought he was a positron.
"Are you sure?", I asked.
"I'm positive".
*ducks*
Comment Ask for a refund (Score 2, Funny) 296
If you kick up a big enough stink, I'm sure they'll refund the purchase price... heck, they may even double it in this case!
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