Comment I once met an electron... (Score 2, Funny) 269

by TheZed on Wednesday November 17, 2010 @09:36PM (#34263672) Attached to: LHC Scientists Create and Capture Antimatter

... who thought he was a positron.

"Are you sure?", I asked.

"I'm positive".

*ducks*

Comment Ask for a refund (Score 2, Funny) 296

by TheZed on Saturday January 03, 2009 @07:30PM (#26315109) Attached to: Protection From Online Eviction?

If you kick up a big enough stink, I'm sure they'll refund the purchase price... heck, they may even double it in this case!

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