98086389 comment Comment This haiku should be published on Spotify (Score -1) 83 by TheHaikuLover on Monday March 05, 2018 @09:36PM (#56213953) Attached to: Spotify Is Cracking Down On Users Pirating Premium-Like Service His erect penis, Plugged inside a man's anus. He is a faggot.
97314513 comment Comment Here's a haiku to celebrate (Score -1) 425 by TheHaikuLover on Tuesday February 13, 2018 @03:33AM (#56113787) Attached to: Daylight Saving Time Isn't Worth It, European Parliament Members Say His erect penis, Plugged inside a man's anus. He is a faggot.
96968819 comment Comment Here's a haiku to liven up your day (Score -1, Troll) 127 by TheHaikuLover on Monday January 29, 2018 @04:47AM (#56025009) Attached to: The SCO Vs IBM Zombie Shambles On His erect penis, Plugged inside a man's anus. He is a faggot.
96705489 comment Comment Is this haiku about Tim Cook? (Score -1) 162 by TheHaikuLover on Thursday January 18, 2018 @12:21AM (#55951203) Attached to: Tim Cook Says Power Management Feature In Older iPhones Will Be Able To Be Turned Off In Future Update His erect penis, Plugged inside a man's anus. He is a faggot.
96599829 comment Comment Don't be skeptical about this haiku (Score -1) 275 by TheHaikuLover on Friday January 12, 2018 @07:37PM (#55918649) Attached to: Americans Still Deeply Skeptical About Driverless Cars, Says Poll His erect penis, Plugged inside a man's anus. He is a faggot.
96449251 comment Comment Here's a haiku in remembrance (Score -1) 88 by TheHaikuLover on Friday January 05, 2018 @07:59PM (#55872437) Attached to: Apple Product Delays Have More Than Doubled Under Tim Cook's Watch, Says Report His erect penis, plugged inside a man's anus. He is a faggot.
96390003 comment Comment Here's a a haiku as consolation for Kinect lovers (Score -1) 110 by TheHaikuLover on Wednesday January 03, 2018 @06:32AM (#55854389) Attached to: Kinect Is Really Dead Now, Basically His erect penis, plugged inside a man's anus. He is a faggot.
85528205 comment Comment Hopefully ISS is free from the scene in this haiku (Score -1) 77 by TheHaikuLover on Thursday August 18, 2016 @03:19AM (#52723847) Attached to: Astronauts To Install A Parking Space For SpaceX and Boeing At The ISS His erect penis, Plugged inside a man's anus. He is a faggot.
85391953 comment Comment Someone should be fined for the act in this haiku (Score -1, Troll) 26 by TheHaikuLover on Thursday August 11, 2016 @10:46AM (#52684041) Attached to: Google Fined For Breaking Russian Antitrust Rules With Android His erect penis, Plugged inside a man's anus. He is a faggot.
85387273 comment Comment Habitats should be free from the act in this haiku (Score -1) 88 by TheHaikuLover on Thursday August 11, 2016 @06:16AM (#52683047) Attached to: NASA Awards Companies $65 Million To Develop Habitats For Deep Space His erect penis, Plugged inside a man's anus. He is a faggot.
85262507 comment Comment Do obese people perform the act in this haiku? (Score -1) 184 by TheHaikuLover on Friday August 05, 2016 @06:10AM (#52649767) Attached to: Brains of Overweight People Look Ten Years Older Than Those of Lean Peers, Says Report His erect penis, Plugged inside a man's anus. He is a faggot.
85208017 comment Comment Are millennials committing the act in this haiku? (Score -1) 643 by TheHaikuLover on Wednesday August 03, 2016 @06:15AM (#52634311) Attached to: Millennials Are Less Likely To Be Having Sex Than Young Adults 30 Years Ago, Says Survey His erect penis, Plugged inside a man's anus. He is a faggot.
84243907 comment Comment Can the act in this haiku be posted in Tumblr? (Score -1) 21 by TheHaikuLover on Monday June 20, 2016 @06:19PM (#52355851) Attached to: Tumblr Is Launching Live Video This Week His erect penis, Plugged inside a man's anus. He is a faggot.
83681121 comment Comment Teach them the pain of the victim in this haiku (Score -1) 63 by TheHaikuLover on Thursday May 26, 2016 @12:02AM (#52184827) Attached to: Researchers Teaching Robots To Feel and React To Pain His erect penis, Plugged inside a man's anus. He is a faggot.
83537759 comment Comment This program doesn't include the act in this haiku (Score 5, Funny) 83 by TheHaikuLover on Thursday May 19, 2016 @06:13AM (#52140289) Attached to: PornHub's 'Bangfit' Program Uses Sexy Exercise To Build Muscle His erect penis, Plugged inside a man's anus. He is a faggot.