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This haiku should be published on Spotify
*Monday March 05, 2018 @09:36PM
-1
attached to
Spotify Is Cracking Down On Users Pirating Premium-Like Service
Here's a haiku to celebrate
*Tuesday February 13, 2018 @03:33AM
-1
attached to
Daylight Saving Time Isn't Worth It, European Parliament Members Say
Here's a haiku to liven up your day
*Monday January 29, 2018 @04:47AM
2
-1, Troll
attached to
The SCO Vs IBM Zombie Shambles On
Is this haiku about Tim Cook?
*Thursday January 18, 2018 @12:21AM
-1
attached to
Tim Cook Says Power Management Feature In Older iPhones Will Be Able To Be Turned Off In Future Update
Don't be skeptical about this haiku
*Friday January 12, 2018 @07:37PM
2
-1
attached to
Americans Still Deeply Skeptical About Driverless Cars, Says Poll
Here's a haiku in remembrance
*Friday January 05, 2018 @07:59PM
1
-1
attached to
Apple Product Delays Have More Than Doubled Under Tim Cook's Watch, Says Report
Here's a a haiku as consolation for Kinect lovers
*Wednesday January 03, 2018 @06:32AM
1
-1
attached to
Kinect Is Really Dead Now, Basically
Hopefully ISS is free from the scene in this haiku
*Thursday August 18, 2016 @03:19AM
-1
attached to
Astronauts To Install A Parking Space For SpaceX and Boeing At The ISS
Someone should be fined for the act in this haiku
*Thursday August 11, 2016 @10:46AM
-1, Troll
attached to
Google Fined For Breaking Russian Antitrust Rules With Android
Habitats should be free from the act in this haiku
*Thursday August 11, 2016 @06:16AM
2
-1
attached to
NASA Awards Companies $65 Million To Develop Habitats For Deep Space
Do obese people perform the act in this haiku?
*Friday August 05, 2016 @06:10AM
3
-1
attached to
Brains of Overweight People Look Ten Years Older Than Those of Lean Peers, Says Report
Are millennials committing the act in this haiku?
*Wednesday August 03, 2016 @06:15AM
1
-1
attached to
Millennials Are Less Likely To Be Having Sex Than Young Adults 30 Years Ago, Says Survey
Can the act in this haiku be posted in Tumblr?
*Monday June 20, 2016 @06:19PM
1
-1
attached to
Tumblr Is Launching Live Video This Week
Teach them the pain of the victim in this haiku
*Thursday May 26, 2016 @12:02AM
1
-1
attached to
Researchers Teaching Robots To Feel and React To Pain
This program doesn't include the act in this haiku
*Thursday May 19, 2016 @06:13AM
7
5, Funny
attached to
PornHub's 'Bangfit' Program Uses Sexy Exercise To Build Muscle
This haiku is never wrong
*Wednesday March 30, 2016 @01:35AM
1
-1, Flamebait
attached to
Torvalds' Secret Sauce For Linux: Willing To Be Wrong
OTA updates should include this haiku
*Thursday March 17, 2016 @03:36AM
1
-1, Interesting
attached to
Within 6 Years, Most Vehicles Will Allow OTA Software Updates
This is almost as bad as the crime in this haiku
*Friday March 11, 2016 @04:48AM
-1
attached to
Android Banking Trojan Masquerades As Flash Player, Circumvents 2FA
This haiku raises a concern about deviant behavior
*Thursday March 03, 2016 @06:37AM
3
-1
attached to
Incident Raises Concerns About a More Formal Spec For Bitcoin
I hope they did not perform the act in this haiku
*Wednesday March 02, 2016 @11:35PM
-1
attached to
Two Astronauts Return To Earth After Record 340 Days In ISS
I discovered something and put it in a haiku
*Monday February 29, 2016 @03:16AM
0
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Researchers Discover Major Jurassic Fossil Site In Argentina
No one has harsh words for this haiku
*Friday February 26, 2016 @03:48AM
1
0
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Former NASA Chief On US Space Policy: "No Vision, No Plan, No Budget"
Prevent HIV. Don't do as in this haiku.
*Thursday February 25, 2016 @12:26AM
-1, Troll
attached to
Researchers Claim Success In Removing HIV From Living Cells
It can't be as bad as the act in this haiku
*Tuesday February 23, 2016 @04:22AM
2
-1, Troll
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The Story Behind the Worst Computer Game In History
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