I hope they are using Genuine EPSON Graphene Inks.

US has better Chinese food.

You really only need to pull off at most 48 of them.

that's nothing. christopher poole would be in prison on over 9000.

Linnaeus must be spinning in his grave just fast enough to clear the shark.

In the future, I apparently purchase several cables that accelerate the digital signal in the wire past the speed of light.

Disney has not done something this unconscionable since they closed the "Gurgi's Treats and Eats" food pavilion in the Magic Kingdom in the 1990s.

The cauldron grows blacker.

And aren't analgesic tablets more popular than gaming tablets (e.g. iBuprofen)?

In before Persai.

There were at least two hysterias in 1999.

1) Companies with no proven revenue stream.

2) More insidiously, companies that were going to make tons of money from advertising, and sold banner ads at huge CPMs, because there was no accountability for conversion performance.

This feels a lot like #2, except it's not just bullshit conversion performance (which here could be interpreted as repeat visits), it's also pre-inflation of retail price to give the appearance of "value" where really there is none. Groupon's sales reps themselves advise merchants to "temporarily" double the retail price of their goods so they can offer 50% "discounts".

In short, bubble.

I heard there is going to be an Eduardo Saverin figure, although it's going to be 1% of the size of Mark's.

Would love a game of Parsec right about now.

Didn't Neil Sedaka prophecize this?

"Oh, I feel capped here in Bahrain ..."

Well, there are a few reasonable possibilities, and one ridiculous one.

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