Journal Tet's Journal: Invading Germany: Tet's world tour 2004, part 4 8
Hockenheim is somewhat unique in terms of drag racing. Rather than the usual rough patch of tarmac that we have to work on, at Hockenheim we get to use the Forumla 1 pit garages. It's the only track with a permanent grandstand[2], and we can expect crowds of around 60,000. It's also the only venue to have night racing, so you can see the header flames ("bunny ears") in their full glory. We're not going to be racing in the night show on Saturday, as we'll be preparing for the first round of eliminations on the Sunday. However, one of our team mates who is out of contention for the championship will be taking part, along with a couple of other cars.
[1] Yes, I know Stuttgart is closer, but Ryanair
only fly to Frankfurt
[2] Apart from Santa pod. But Hockenheim's are orders of magnitude bigger.
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RyanAir and car rentals (Score:2)
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Yes, I knew that bit. I didn't know about the lack of petrol stations, though. Thanks for the tip! ViaMichelin.com reckons it's 95 miles from Hahn to Hockenheim, which hopefully won't be more than a couple of hours in total.
Helpful phrases in German (Score:2)
Ich trete Dich in die Eier is particularly good to use on Customs officials, I think.
Cheers,
Ethelred
(who unfortunately is nowhere near Frankfurt)
Re:Helpful phrases in German (Score:2)
Fortunately, of the four of us going, one speaks German pretty well, and I speak enough to get by, so we should be OK. The other two are reliant on us to keep them out of trouble :-)
Re:Helpful phrases in German (Score:2)
Bah, useless. There's no translation there of "I have crack cocaine concealed internally" which sounds innoccuous! You'll never get him the full body cavity search with that lot...
"Ich trete Dich in die Eier" is particularly good to use on Customs officials, I think.
That sounds innocuous enough to be useful, but what do you give as the translation to fool people into saying it? You could probably get them to say it at b
Re:Helpful phrases in German (Score:2)
Hmmm...how about "ich habe Coca im Bäuchlein"?
Or there is always the classic Hungarian translation of "Please fondle my buttocks" [montypythonpages.com].
Cheers,
Ethelred