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Comment Peripheral vision! (Score 1) 444

Your perception of the passage of time is calibrated, among other things, by your peripheral vision. Peripheral vision is designed to detect movement. Natural selection most likely gave it to us to detect predators that are moving at us fast. What happens is your emotions will change your focus of your eyes which then change how quickly you detect movements. Then your calibration for time is off because how sensitive you are to detecting movements is off. Hence the saying "Time flies when you're having fun". Most likely something to do with the nervous system. When you're frightened your focus sharpens, and so does your peripheral vision, and therefore time will slow down.

Comment All they need is a Monorail! (Score -1) 409

Lyle Lanley: Well, sir, there's nothing on earth
Like a genuine,
Bona fide,
Electrified,
Six-car
Monorail!
What'd I say?
Ned Flanders: Monorail!
Lyle Lanley: What's it called?
Patty+Selma: Monorail!
Lyle Lanley: That's right! Monorail!
[crowd chants `Monorail' softly and rhythmically]
Miss Hoover: I hear those things are awfully loud...
Lyle Lanley: It glides as softly as a cloud.
Apu: Is there a chance the track could bend?
Lyle Lanley: Not on your life, my Hindu friend.
Barney: What about us brain-dead slobs?
Lyle Lanley: You'll be given cushy jobs.
Abe: Were you sent here by the devil?
Lyle Lanley: No, good sir, I'm on the level.
Wiggum: The ring came off my pudding can.
Lyle Lanley: Take my pen knife, my good man.
I swear it's Springfield's only choice...
Thro up your hands and raise your voice!
All: Monorail!
Lyle Lanley: What's it called?
All: Monorail!
Lyle Lanley: Once again...
All: Monorail!
Marge: But Main Street's still all cracked and broken...
Bart: Sorry, Mom, the mob has spoken!
All: Monorail!
Monorail!
Monorail!
[big finish]
Monorail!
Homer: Mono... D'oh!

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