TechnoLust's Journal: Odd dreams last night

First part I met this girl from somewhere else. Like, she spoke English, but she seemed to not understand a lot of what was going on around her. Like she'd never lived here. She was either from another country, another world, or another dimension... not really sure. She looked human, talked and acted human, but it was like she didn't grow up here. She was really smart and really hot. In the dream weeks went by and we spent a lot of time together and eventually started dating. I woke up to go to the bathroom and get a bottle of water and went back to sleep.

When I started dreaming again, I woke up beside her in TN at my grandmother's house in the spare bedroom. We kissed and started getting showered and dressed. We were walking around the garden towards the woods behind my grandparents' house. I noticed something strange... the squirrels were following us, and they looked odd. I pretended not to notice and we went into my grandfather's smokehouse (when they bought it they would get meat from local farmers and smoke it themselves, this was the building that took place in, hence the name.) under the pretense of finding somewhere private to kiss. I paid attention to the door and saw one of the squirrels sneak in as I was closing it. I turned suddenly and stomped it. It wasn't real, it was a robot squirrel with cameras for eyes. I talked to my grandparents and my parents and we discovered that there WAS something special about my girl and someone was very interested in her. I woke up again and drank some more water and went back to sleep.

When my dream began this time, I was in my car in Minnesota. I'd driven up there to find Some Woman, since she's been onto the squirrels for a long time now. I knew her address and I looked for the new Civic. I found her lounging by a pool with several of my female friends. She said, "I've been expecting you." and proceeded to fill me in on recent squirrel activity and why the government was after my girlfriend. We discussed a strategy for waging war on the squirrels, and I called my girlfriend. She was still safe at my parents house and was enjoying spending time getting to know my mother. When I got back to TN, we discovered she did have some kind of telekinetic ability, but my stupid alarm clock went off before we discovered the full range of her abilities.

Your Polydipsia Is Disturbing

[Real World Stuff]

When was the last time you had a thorough physical exam?

Re: Your Polydipsia Is Disturbing

[HBI's_girl]

I had to look some words up, but you said (in a very sophisticated way) what I was going to ask.

Re:Your Polydipsia Is Disturbing

[TechnoLust]

It's in the upper 90s here and I was exercising before I slept, so was dehydrated. Also, I have a history of kidney stones so I drink about 3 liters of water a day. I'm rarely thirsty, but I force myself to drink water so my urine stays diluted, lest the stones return.

Just hoping

[nizo]

So, does your new dream girlfriend have a hot sister I can dream about tonight? :-)

Re:Just hoping

[TechnoLust]

I don't know. That would have made it better tho. ;-)