....is that all geeks are queer, so don't even bother trying to hit on girls. You're welcome.

"It's easy to point fingers at Microsoft for a faulty OS, but with Apple also suddenly suffering from the same type of security problems, I have to wonder if it isn't related to the choice of application processor."

I'll bet that's why Linux users get so many viruses.

Fookin' Nazi shithead moron bastards can go fuck themselves.

I call them "girls" or "nancy-boys".

...did anyone get the idea that Microsoft and IT bear any relationship to each other?

First, make sure your client is properly configured, firewalled, etc. Then tell him to invite the M$ weenie to demonstrate how easily the system can be hacked.

"Of course it can be dropped and doused in water"

Never mind that. How will it stand up to being sewed inside a patient's abdomen?

It's only stupid fucks who use Windows that've got infected.

There, fixed that for you.

For every month I use Ubuntu, my penis grows three inches longer, so every couple of months I switch back to Windows and after a few weeks, it's back to normal. I would try OS X, but a friend had it, and he turned gay.

Think of it this way. Using Linux is like marrying a virgin and both of you staying true to each other forever. One of you could still get an STD, but it won't be from screwing each other. Using Windows is like screwing a different NYC crack whore every Saturday night. You will maybe not get infected if you use enough protection.

You're welcome.

I've bought three mail-order laptops through AAFES. No hassle, you can use your Military Star card, and you have recourse through AAFES if the vendor screws up. I highly recommend ordering through AAFES to all military folks.