Comment Spare The Rod (Score 1) 323
This is all fine and good, but the fact remains that sometimes what the little bastards need is a damned good thrashing.
Comment Re:NYTimes fucking sux (Score 1) 450
Thank you for that calm, insightful and reasoned comment.
Comment I say we... (Score 1) 450
...take off and nuke 'em from orbit. It's the only way to me sure.
Comment Easy Solution (Score 1) 467
Lie.
Comment Advice (Score 1) 149
Speak only in Navaho. It worked great in WWII.
Comment Survey Says... (Score 1) 490
Mahmoud Ahmadinejad elected in a landslide, with 100% of the population voting.
Comment Hip Developers (Score 1) 775
Hip developers? HIP? HAAAAAA-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha! WOOOOO-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-hee-hee-hee-hee-hee-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha! Oh stoppit yer killin me!
Comment Acutally... (Score 1) 390
I'd prefer them to be gagged and bound.
Comment An "Open" Cellular Network? No Thanks. (Score 1) 322
Who cares if cellphone carriers want to maintain tight control of their network?
I'm very happy with the stability and predictability of the cellular network, and I have no interest in seeing it clotted up with some god-awful Bittorrent-ish thing that some kid invented so that he could avoid paying for ringtones or whatever. I would greatly prefer that my phone continues to be reliable than that the cellular networks are allowed to degenerate until they work as poorly as the internet.
Those of you with ATT service may not understand this distinction.
Comment Don't Just Throw It Away... (Score 1) 970
...throw it away in someone else's yard, where you won't have to look at it.
Verizon Changes FiOS AUP, -1, Offtopic 560
RasputinAXP writes "Verizon has changed their FiOS AUP effective yesterday, and added an interesting new clause to their specific examples that we're all familiar with: 'it is a violation of the Agreement and this AUP to ... post off-topic information on message boards, chat rooms or social networking sites.' At this point, every FiOS-based Slashdot user is breaking the new AUP."
Comment Re:Why not Farming itself? (Score 5, Funny) 783
It's hard work. I spent two weeks working on a sheep farm. 12 hour days, very physical work. Not to mention living in a state of constant sexual exhaustion.
Comment Re:Look before you leap (Score 1) 783
Played a lot of pocket tanks with my friends.
Errmmm...that's a good way to get an embarrasing disease, isn't it?
Comment Re:Certainly Not (Score 0, Flamebait) 709
So is butt-fucking choir boys against their will, but that didn't stop you...
Comment One Word... (Score 1) 458
KARMA.
