StalinsNotDead's Journal: Worst dream in years

I had the absolute worst dream I've had in years.

It occurred after death, and the setting is the afterlife.

Instead of getting a movie or book or some other media to review my life, I am directed to a computer and told that the log files are there, now debug your life.

Whaaa?

[BWJones]

Noooooooooooooooo! Arrrrrrrrrrrghhhhh...

Perl?

[Jeremiah Cornelius]

I think Perl would be hell.

Smalltalk is purgatory.

Oooh

[Profane MuthaFucka]

That's like debugging PURE EVIL. I can't think of anything more fun. My life was written in APL by a LISP programmer.

What?

[linvir]

Debug as in "find out why your process died unexpectedly and fix it"?

ack!

[PreviouslySeen]

Can't you just outsource it??

wow.

[ak3ldama]

that sounds horrific. the only thing that could make it worse is if it's straight up hex.

Worse? Or Not?

[bettiwettiwoo]

What if you were unable to find any bugs? That everything indicated that your life had, in fact, worked out according to plan, down to the very last detail. Would that be better or worse?