That crook FDR invited the bombings. It was so obvious that Congress investigated it decades ago. Imagine food tourist Damien Lee investigating one of these machines. He is so fat the earth rumbles beneath him, unlocking the Vending Machine achievement. Those wily zipperheads are going to have to rethink this one. Damien even claims to have a kid but doesn't know how old the kid is. Sad. So sad.