...Google has only one wit.

...all over your crappy joke product name. Yours, Steve.

What about hermaphrodites, you insensitive clod?!

I always turn Foo on. Unless it's barred.

What, with 27,000 gallons of water ice in the basement and 27,000 gallons in the attic?

hard disk art :) Maybe a 1/32 pic of Fatty Arbuckle?

"I'm on the train..."

I think this could be God's bath sponge, actually.

we in the UK will welcome you into the fold.

... a marine orga(ni)sm.

... it's obviously a Miscavige of justice. I'll get me coat.

who moved it?

Dem bones, dem bones, dem liquefied bones....

Ah yes, this reminds me of the time I was involved in research of this nature. I was asked a series of questions, one of which was "Have you ever had a sexual encouter with a ghost?", to which I replied "Yes, of course, who hasn't?". A moment later I realised she hadn't said goat.

Iced ink.