Comment I KNEW it.... (Score 1) 71
...Google has only one wit.
Comment iShat... (Score 1) 104
...all over your crappy joke product name. Yours, Steve.
Comment Re:Let's try it without reading TFA (Score 1) 981
What about hermaphrodites, you insensitive clod?!
Comment Re:A GUI for the motherboard? (Score 1) 532
I always turn Foo on. Unless it's barred.
Comment Re:I presume... (Score 1) 819
What, with 27,000 gallons of water ice in the basement and 27,000 gallons in the attic?
Comment I think he's planning to do some... (Score 1) 578
hard disk art :)
Maybe a 1/32 pic of Fatty Arbuckle?
Comment And the first decryption yielded this.... (Score 2, Funny) 57
"I'm on the train..."
Comment Re:Yeah,uh... (Score 1) 102
I think this could be God's bath sponge, actually.
Comment Chicago, when you secede from the Union... (Score 1) 327
we in the UK will welcome you into the fold.
Comment It's actually... (Score 1) 424
... a marine orga(ni)sm.
Comment This is all wrong... (Score 2, Funny) 567
... it's obviously a Miscavige of justice.
I'll get me coat.
Comment OK.... (Score 3, Funny) 130
who moved it?
Comment Dem bones.... (Score 1) 105
Dem bones, dem bones, dem liquefied bones....
Comment Goatse (Score 1) 550
Ah yes, this reminds me of the time I was involved in research of this nature. I was asked a series of questions, one of which was "Have you ever had a sexual encouter with a ghost?", to which I replied "Yes, of course, who hasn't?". A moment later I realised she hadn't said goat.
Comment Humans smell (Score 1) 157
Iced ink.
