16509028 comment Comment I KNEW it.... (Score 1) 71 by SpurtyBurger on Thursday September 23, 2010 @08:30AM (#33674030) Attached to: Google Sues Dodgy Advertisers ...Google has only one wit.
14538916 comment Comment iShat... (Score 1) 104 by SpurtyBurger on Thursday July 22, 2010 @11:21AM (#32990556) Attached to: Apple Doesn't Appreciate Toilet Humor ...all over your crappy joke product name. Yours, Steve.
13808420 comment Comment Re:Let's try it without reading TFA (Score 1) 981 by SpurtyBurger on Tuesday June 29, 2010 @10:18AM (#32730534) Attached to: The Tuesday Birthday Problem What about hermaphrodites, you insensitive clod?!
13183424 comment Comment Re:A GUI for the motherboard? (Score 1) 532 by SpurtyBurger on Wednesday June 09, 2010 @09:52AM (#32509678) Attached to: BIOS Will Be Dead In Three Years I always turn Foo on. Unless it's barred.
10107488 comment Comment Re:I presume... (Score 1) 819 by SpurtyBurger on Wednesday March 03, 2010 @12:08PM (#31346498) Attached to: Officials Sue Couple Who Removed Their Lawn What, with 27,000 gallons of water ice in the basement and 27,000 gallons in the attic?
10101048 comment Comment I think he's planning to do some... (Score 1) 578 by SpurtyBurger on Wednesday March 03, 2010 @08:01AM (#31343502) Attached to: Write Bits Directly Onto a Hard Drive Platter? hard disk art :) Maybe a 1/32 pic of Fatty Arbuckle?
8571686 comment Comment And the first decryption yielded this.... (Score 2, Funny) 57 by SpurtyBurger on Tuesday January 12, 2010 @10:31AM (#30736716) Attached to: Second 3G GSM Cipher Cracked "I'm on the train..."
8349660 comment Comment Re:Yeah,uh... (Score 1) 102 by SpurtyBurger on Tuesday January 05, 2010 @06:01AM (#30652974) Attached to: Kepler Finds Five More Exoplanets I think this could be God's bath sponge, actually.
7116310 comment Comment Chicago, when you secede from the Union... (Score 1) 327 by SpurtyBurger on Thursday November 19, 2009 @05:56AM (#30154266) Attached to: Chicago's Camera Network Is Everywhere we in the UK will welcome you into the fold.
5232355 comment Comment It's actually... (Score 1) 424 by SpurtyBurger on Friday July 17, 2009 @06:17AM (#28727461) Attached to: Huge Unidentified Organic Blob Floating Around Alaska ... a marine orga(ni)sm.
4702505 comment Comment This is all wrong... (Score 2, Funny) 567 by SpurtyBurger on Monday June 01, 2009 @09:51AM (#28167299) Attached to: CoS Bigwig Likens Wikipedia Ban to Nazis' Yellow Star Decree ... it's obviously a Miscavige of justice. I'll get me coat.
2822441 comment Comment OK.... (Score 3, Funny) 130 by SpurtyBurger on Tuesday December 23, 2008 @11:51AM (#26211963) Attached to: Space Is Just a Little Bit Closer Than Expected who moved it?
2515905 comment Comment Dem bones.... (Score 1) 105 by SpurtyBurger on Tuesday December 16, 2008 @06:52AM (#26130829) Attached to: Injectable Artificial Bone Developed Dem bones, dem bones, dem liquefied bones....