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Comment Re:It's her day so... (Score 1) 755

It would be easier to just give her half your shit right now. You can avoid paying for a "One of a kind" ring which the judge will give her anyway. In fact, just give her half and then run to Mexico for a weekend with a Tijuana hooker. Take my word for it, even with catching the clap, it would be a LOT cheaper than getting married.

(if I added up the cost of my divorce a hooker would have been MUCH less expensive than a wife)

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Journal Journal: Hmmm

Why don't I write in this journal more?
Well there are lots of reasons.

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I was just stunned to learn today that I have 5 fans on slashdot. It was just shocking. I must have said something witty along the way to get this loyal throng of followers. I don't know what it was. Must be something in the water.

It's also funny that I found this out on the same day that I had a comment moded down to a -1 as flamebait. I think that might have been my first.

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Journal, huh? You call this a journal?

Back in the day, we had to write our journal on the sidewalk, uphill, both ways!

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