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Comment Martial Arts movies tend to look pretty good (Score 1) 98

Punches a foot away?

You mean to tell me all those humans in martial arts movies were actually hitting each other?

And here I thought I just needed to practice 9,999 more hours to get that whole "whop-whop-whop-ka-ching" sound with my fists. You know, because shit was SO real before..

...the ones I grew up on were decent to a non-critical eye. I'm actually a Karate brown belt, but gave up on martial arts decades ago. Usually they're framed in a way that you cannot tell there's a gap and if you can see it, it's about 2 inches, tops. If it was 2x the typical gap?...that makes sense, but when it's 6x?...no, that's a lot worse. Sorry, the shittiest Russian-shill-era bloated obese Steven Segal movies don't even have a foot wide gap. To your point, Hollywood and Asian martial arts movies are far from perfect, but this is a lot worse.

Comment Hollywood and Hong Kong hide the gap (Score 1) 98

Punches very obviously not connecting suggests it's been trained on Hollywood fight scenes. The other giveaway is rapid hard cuts and shaky camera so you can't see how badly the punches are not connecting. Everything feels weightless and fake.

There is a lot of AI slop, but I wouldn't discount it being able to do something decent with the right person at the helm.

I think this is untrue. Every movie I've seen does a pretty good job of hiding that gap...you can see it with a sharp critical eye, but if you're not paying attention it looks convincing. The Higgsfield stuff looks AWFUL...any idiot can see it's fake and impossible. Also, how could the author help it? AI is the author. It already has good training data. If your assertion was that it will look like hollywood, give or take 50%, I'd agree with you.

My assertion is the gap is 4-10x wider and more exaggerated. AI is a pattern matching tool...it matches and generates based on it's training data as you stated, so it's a miracle if it improves on the training data, but if it's 10x worse....well....we're going to be waiting for this to impact movies people actually care about. Some late night SyFy slop?...eh, possibly, but even then....this stuff costs a lot of money and looks like garbage today and no one likes the end result...so I can see it help with some shitty background scenes where they just don't care, but I can't see it replace the cast or core film anytime soon.

Comment The best AI movies look as bad as mid-90s CGI (Score 4, Interesting) 98

Have you ever seen a long movie that's actually convincing that is generated by AI? I've seen sloppy ones. Even the "good" ones, like Higgsfield ones are impressive for AI, but not convincing. The shots are claustrophobically close...mostly to keep from rendering hands or the bodies. The physics are just WRONG...which is something you'd think AI would be able to do OK. Like punches are a foot away from making contact and things are just really really off.

There will definitely be a niche for this...but AI movies are kinda like fruit-flavored candy. Grape sales didn't plummet once nerds candy came out in grape flavors.

The AI movie experience is slowly improving, but is still terrible. You can make a very short 5s shot that's QUITE convincing...so long as there's a single subject...really closeup.

There's an interesting parallel in AI porn. A girl in a bikini? AI gets an A+. I am not confident I can spot the AI vs a real image. Most of the time, I can detect mistakes in the background, but they're quite great at the foreground. At first, they'd always make lighting mistakes, but I just looked at some reddit examples and they've gotten quite better.

OK, the woman gets naked? B- Real women don't have perfectly circular symmetrical nipples. It's mistakes like that really mess things up. The shadows and proportions are often just "off"...however, where it fails nearly universally is any sort of liquid. if she's in the shower? (or any other fluids on her)...definitely F.

Video? Well...if there's on subject...it's definitely getting better. I've seen videos where I can't tell if it was generated by AI or was a real video through some sort of AI correction filter....so long as it's a closeup of the subject's face and has minimal movement. If there's a second person? I've seen C- videos here and there, but mostly horrible Fs. There's a LOT of physics mistakes from basic movements to fluids. Objects change size from frame to frame, etc.

Why do I bring up porn? Well...not just because I'm a pervert...TBH, AI porn isn't for me. However, it's because I believe many great consumer technology leaps were driven by porn: photography, home video, the internet, the smart phone, etc. Most of us love sex, don't get enough of it, and are willing to pay to get our thrills.

But also, there's a LOT of porn on the internet that would make for very easy training data. LOTS. Also, the subject matter is limited in scope, making the data more likely to be applicable. Next to sports, I can't imagine much filmed more often than a woman taking her top off...so...it is logical to assume it's the easiest thing for AI to generate. Few things are shared on the internet more than images of breasts. Why can't AI render a topless woman convincingly?

Once AI masters recreating a basic porn, I think Hollywood has reason to fear. However, if AI only works if the subjects is EXTREMELY closeup, doesn't show their hands, there's no fluid, there's little movement...then the movies it can make are really limited. Also, AI movies are EXPENSIVE to make today. I can't imagine people paying top dollar to see AI slop...and today, they cannot make them cheap enough to just give away for free for very long.

So while I can see a few scenes here and there or backgrounds using AI...we're FAR from replacing actors in convincing movies that don't look like shit. Also, AI is just not that popular. People hate AI slop. I don't see that changing until it actually does something cool...custom content?...maybe...but making slop with AI and charging us movie theater prices?....I don't see that working very well.

Comment If they could, they would (Score 2) 122

This would have been great for the guys starting out when Uber and Lyft were dropping their percentages and basically forcing full time drivers to sleep in their cars with little left after taxes, insurance, gas, and maintainence. When these companies got behind automated technology like Waymo, it was just a matter of time.

So you're seriously stating that these LARGE tech companies are using human beings and not self-driving cars because humans are more affordable? FUCK RIGHT OFF, with your bullshit shilling. They hire all these human beings because automation can't do the job. If they could, they would roll it out widely. Tech companies are heavily financed and whoever solves self-driving cars will make a MASSIVE fortune. Yeah, there are limited pilot programs, probably with remote operators at this point. (there are mixed reports about Waymo...I believe they have to rely on remote operators a lot more than they'd like to admit, hence why their rollout is so limited.)

Think of it this ways. Taxis are hard. You have to drive in busy areas and time matters and safety is a greater concern. If the technology COULD self-drive, there are MANY problems a LOT more lucrative than fucking taxi fares. How about shipping? Imagine how much money would be made if long haul trucks could drive while the driver is sleeping, even if at reduced speed? Highway driving at reduced speed is a LOT easier than running cabs in SF or Austin. There are millions of jobs that involve driving in areas no one wants to drive. There are many militaries would would pay TOP DOLLAR to keep troops out of harm's way transporting fuel through warzones. Even just having a car that can valet-park itself would be HUGE for bored rich tech bros willing to shell out huge sums of money.

I wholesale reject your bullshit theory that these tech companies are not doing everything they can to master self-driving technology because human labor is affordable. You must not know Silicon Valley. The founders? They're nearly all autistic...even if the founder is Neurotypical, his lead engineers aren't. They hate people even more than they like money. Tech is cool. Tech is inspirational. Meatbags? They suck. They make mistakes and sleep and quit and are very unpredictable. Tech companies would rather innovate at modest to little profit than rely on unreliable gig workers to make a fortune. They're famously logical, but not in this respect. The notion of being transported to the place of their choosing without having to interact with a human being is too exciting for people like them.

They're already "behind automated technologies". No, the gig workers have nothing to lose. They're getting exploited now. You can't outsource their job to Bangladesh. There's really no way to treat them more poorly. Fox News must have really done a number on your brain to think otherwise.

Comment Better translations: We can't if we wanted to (Score 4, Insightful) 94

Translation: we have hit a point where the public backlash has led to untenable increased risks in liability for our criminal actions.

I call bullshit. They're never going to slow down due to ethic's sake. Either they're running out of room to actually improve their models and looking for an excuse for a disappointing string of releases in the pipeline....or they're posting this and are still going to actively develop their models and hope their competitors let their guard down? Altman doesn't care about humanity. If he did, he'd be fired. There are no ethics in AI. If the frontier models got ethical, their Chinese competitors would surpass them...we DEFINITELY know Musk doesn't care about ethics of any sort, given his lack of concern on the child porn grok generates.

Comment Try it and you'll know the answer :) (Score 1) 96

Saying a person is old is not politically correct, it's older now. So you are getting older and gray. Why is old bad?

Your mind goes at roughly the same pace as your body. There's no biological reason for that, but it just so happens. My ability to adapt and learn has been compromised, despite my best efforts to avoid it. I acknowledge this and do what I can to be better than most, including most young people, but I still see it. I could pick up a brand new programming language in a few months when I was in my early 20s and now it takes me 4x as long, despite more experience...or just the difference in learning Spanish in high school vs now.

This parallels the changes in our body. Similar to being a lifelong learner, I've been staying in shape all my life. I'm in better shape than I was in college, but it was difficult to workout to failure back then. I could walk for 4h (and did often) and be a little sore and grumpy, despite being in pretty bad shape because I didn't have time to workout between student jobs and difficult courses. If I walk 4h today, I probably would have to take off work the next day. I can do more pullups than at any point in my life today because I've been working at it for so long....but recovery time is now measured in days, whereas in my early 20s, it was in hours. It's just biology, it happens to all of us.

So yeah, being old sucks. I'm not necessarily worse than someone younger, but I am worse than myself at a younger age in my ability to adapt to change. The best an old person can do is to defy nature and do what we can to be a better version of ourselves than when we were younger, but we're fighting biology and entropy. I am leaner now than in my 20s, but it takes 4x as much work. I am smarter than my 20s, but I have to work a lot harder and be more focused and disciplined to be so....

But most importantly, I remember all the old boomer greybeards when I started my career...telling me the internet was a fad, no one would ever do real business like banking online, Java is a joke and no one will use it, etc. EVERYONE knows someone like that. EVERYONE heard some old person say the iPhone was stupid. I'm now as old as many of those old guys when I started...I work very hard to not be that greybeard...but I am also aware that just because I don't understand something, doesn't mean it will be a flop.

Since posting this comment, I saw the reviews of the phone and was impressed with the IOS UX on it...but criticism still stands....it may be "cool," but novelty wears off and you're stuck with a laptop-priced phone with a visible crease and hinges that no longer line up that is a lot more likely to break on the next drop than the regular iPhone Pro, which I happen to love. It's tedious to put a phone twice as thick in and out of your pocket constantly. The hinges trap dirt and pocket lint. It's a viable phone...if it were 20% more expensive, it would likely have a huge following, but it's VERY expensive for some features that seem pretty gimmickey. It's a worse phone and a worse tablet in one. I'd rather have a nicer tablet and a nicer phone. It's like a cargo bike. I have a bike...a very nice on that's perfect for when I go biking. I have a car. It's perfectly suited for me carrying cargo. A cargo bike? It's a slow, heavy, and clumsy bike (even as an ebike) that's not fun to ride. It's a poor hauler of groceries or kids or anything I need to haul. It's worse than my car for hauling and worse than my bike for exercise and getting around quickly in the city. Similarly, the iPhone Duo will likely be a worse phone and a worse tablet for me and most others, but hey, I'd love to be wrong and this brings a lot of joy to well-heeled customers.

Comment 2% sale + seen one in the wild in their 7 years (Score 1) 96

There is an existing market for it. You can see it with all the Android fold devices.

Foldable phones have been around for 7 years. I've seen precisely one in the wild. I know the guy personally who bought it. He got rid of it in 6 months because of some issue he had with it. According to Gemini, they represent 2% of the total sales, in 2026, globally.

I kinda figured Apple would make the iPhone duo their own and fairly unique, so I avoided the Samsung comparison. However, it's a very small marketshare and I am not confident the folks who bought them love them. There's always a sucker who will be something new and novel just to "give it a chance"...the "more dollars than sense" crowd. The guy I know is famously that way and chases lots of fads and has legendary levels of credit card debt.

Like many I've known, that one customer loves shiny things and doesn't think things through as well as he should. We all like nice things and spend money on stupid things. I am just honestly baffled at Apple's strategy with this.

I wish them luck. I don't like seeing them fail. I just can't picture this going better than the Vision Pro....which honestly, I thought had amazing potential (were it done a little better), which I definitely don't see in this. But then again, Apple has surprised me. I never thought any sane person would spend $550 for a pair of apple headphones...and a LOT of my coworkers own them.

Comment Rock or Disco? (Score 2) 96

I wager this is disco. I don't see the practical benefit. You're taking a well refined design and adding mechanical failure points and replacing a glass screen with a comparatively flimsy plastic one. Now you're making it cost more than a laptop and it has a weird form factor that won't fit nicely in your pocket. Your only benefit? You now have a $2000 unfolded phone that's almost as big as an ipad mini...just don't drop it!!!

But I'm getting old and grey. I remember everyone saying the similar shit to what I said just now about the iPad, the iPhone, the internet, etc. So is this a solution looking for a problem?...or am I just an old out-of-touch greybeard bitching how I don't understand the new world? (or both?)

They're going to have to do a LOT better than they did with the Vision Pro to create a market for this. I wouldn't use one of these if you gave it to me for free. My life isn't calm or simple. My phone gets dropped often and I have to rely on parent-grade thick cases and a screen protector...not to mention I'm constantly using it and putting it my pocket. Having a smooth design makes it robust and not collect lint or dirt. Having a hinge would do the opposite, I wager .

Comment Nope...none...no indicator. (Score 1) 149

Was there no indicator the road was closed, like a massive barrier or sign that said "Closed Road." Even in the middle of bumfuck nowhere USA that usually gets a fairly large indicator the road is closed to traffic.

I wish there was, then I would have a lesson to learn from it. It was far out in the middle of nowhere....definitely a state I hope to never visit and few people live in anyway. Reading the responses here, plenty ACs are getting schadenfreude from the story "urban prius driver gets car ruined by shithole state road"...the road would have damaged most SUVs and trucks as well...unless you have one of those extreme ones. So it can definitely happen to them as well....but yeah, I guess shit happens....not sure if the state or Google is to blame, but vehicles should not have driven on it. Even if your car had the road clearance, there were lots of overgrowth and such that would have hit a larger car.

Comment Google LITERALLY ruined my car (Score 2) 149

Almost 2 months ago, Google sent me on a Class 6 Road in another state. I'm not from that horrible state, so I didn't know what it meant. It means "eats priuses" or according to them " a public right-of-way that the state or municipality has not maintained or repaired for travel in five or more years" This road was not only closed, but had GIANT rocks that destroyed my car (at 10MPH). LOTS of them, embedded in a dirt road. It literally was totaled according to the insurance company and had to be replaced. Is this relevant to the post? NOPE....but I am angry about it and have no other recourse than the scream into the void. There was no warning. The only good part is my car was already 15 years old and I have the cash to replace it. I pick up my new car arrives later this week.

However, what keeps me up at night is that I don't know what I did wrong. How am I supposed to know a road isn't a road? Why would Google send me through there? How will I know next time?

Again, I'm screaming into the void, this is off topic. However, I really have no faith in Google Maps and am not sure Apple Maps would have been much better.

Comment Rust is FAST. Ruby is slow (Score 3, Interesting) 81

... has the full orchestra on it it seems. Reminds me of when every webdev was extolling the virtues of Ruby to whoever would listen. How often do you see any mention of it now?

Wtf is the point of Rust at the to-the-metal level when by definition most of what you do will be unsafe memory wise? Seems to me like some Rust shills have been evangelising to devs still at the age where they can't differentiate marketing BS from fact.

WTAF Dude? Have you been so burnt by the past that you can't see when the industry does something right for a change? Rust gives nearly indistinguishable performance from C with memory safety and nearly equal efficiency. Isn't that what greybeards have been clamoring for since Java arrived (PSA: Java is nearly as fast as C for long running processes, like servers, but a HOG for RAM)? While I am too new at it to find rust intuitive or pleasant (I still understand C more), you can't argue with the results.

Ruby was a massive failure because arrogant hipsters coupled a pretty good idea (rails) with a dogshit arrogant language that traded masturbatory elegance for performance and usefulness. You already know this, I wager.

Rust delivers. Now regarding nVidia? Well, I am not GPU driver dev, but I would wager that it's not going to be manipulating memory registers. However, the nVidia driver download is nearly 1 GIGABYTE. I am sure a LOT of that code is not manipulating memory, but high-level functions that could benefit from Rust.

Comment because we have families and friends? (Score 1) 70

I completely agree; I can't understand why anyone pays for any streaming service, especially with all the free content and "workarounds" available for anything that isn't free.

Because it's nice to have a guest over and just watch something on a streaming service than some weird piracy menu...nor teach your kids to steal. Kewl...you hacked the system. I just worked a job and pay the monthly fee for Disney+ so my kids can enjoy the movies they want to see. I don't judge it if you want to...but why is it so unfathomable to you that I'd rather pay a small amount not to steal?

Comment Kewl flex,hipster, No TV? I don't poop either!!!! (Score 1) 70

I haven't owned a TV in decades.

The fact that you think that's a flex says more about you than your realize. We've all heard it before, it's fucking tedious and shitty. You're worse than a vegan who won't shut up about being a vegan.

Not owning a TV is not a virtue. You're not superior to anyone who does. Also, if you couldn't find a single thing worth watching on Netflix...again...you're the issue. There's a fuckton of good Netflix content on there. If you can't find ANYTHING in Netflix's decades-long production run as well as all the content they license....well you either didn't look very hard or you're an insufferable hipster.

NO ONE has ever heard someone say "Ackchyually....I don't own a TV" and thought..."What a great guy!" "I bet he has something interesting to say". "Please, wholesale reject a MASSIVE form of entertainment that nearly everyone enjoys to some degree". That is why you're better than those of us who enjoy Netflix from time to time, good sir!

Comment You can admit to failing due to enshittification.. (Score 2) 63

You can admit to failing in business and customers getting sick of your enshittification as well as facing economic headwinds due to interest rates, chip-prices, and tariffs and all your bad decisions in the past....or you can layoff folks and proudly claim you're super-good at AI and riding the AI wave of the future!

The tech industry had a record expansion, but hit a brick wall due to rising interest rates...which lucky for those fraudsters, happened a year or 2 after OpenAI had their first release. I remember Marc Benioff being one of the very first frauds to AI-wash, claiming he didn't need those workers because their AI was soooo good....yet he has no demo and doesn't want to earn a FORTUNE selling this magic AI that can replace so many jobs at an advanced big tech company like Salesforce????

They have a long history of claiming to lay off people due to advances in AI, but in reality, all evidence points to there being none. They simply didn't want to advertise their overhiring in the past and the economic headwinds they're facing...especially with the Trump administration, which has taken vindictiveness to a level never seen before. If a major company lays of 5% of their workforce and blames economic headwinds, most of which were DIRECTLY CAUSED BY THE TRUMP ADMINISTRATION'S TRADE WAR, then they risk getting on his radar...and no one wants that. Love Trump or hate him, if you're a CEO, it's very bad for business to be on his bad side. It's best to avoid confrontation and wait out until his term ends or all the cocaine and cheeseburgers finally catch up with him.

Life was a LOT better for the tech companies 4 years ago. Interest rates were super low. Globalization and free-trade hit their peak. The economy was in much better shape. Record number of people were falling in love all over again with their devices due to lockdown. The future was bright.

Today, the future is VERY uncertain. Admitting that makes you look weak...so they lie outright to investors....Oh...we didn't overhire...oh no, we're not being DESTROYED by the RAMpocalypse + Tariffs!!!!!....people aren't losing interest in our products due to our late-state enshittification. We're laying people off because we're so amazing at AI.

I use Claude daily. It's cool. It's fun to play with. I can do things with Claude I couldn't do before....but.....not a fucking thing I do with it is related to what I am paid for. For my actual job?...IT SUCKS ASS!!!! I've used it daily for 2 years, by employer mandate. I can say the code it generates compiles successfully more often. Now I get compilation failures weekly instead of daily. But the code it generates is wrong, daily....objectively wrong...meaning it understood my intent and made an objective error. I never count it when it fails due to me giving vague requirements. In the end, it takes Claude longer to do my job than it would have taken me to do it myself...literally....even if it got it right the first time!...it churns for 15 minutes doing a task I can do in like 30 seconds to a few minutes. Adding in the frequent error correction, it does my job much worse than I do. It's good at letting me do other people's jobs...but in there are caveats:

1. I am paid to do my job, not other people's jobs.
2. For other people's jobs, I don't know enough to know if it did the job correctly or not. For example, I don't know how to write a React UI....so having claude make me one...well, I can tell you if it loaded without error, but I beyond that, I don't know if it did an adequate job, good job, or shit job.
3. If you force me to learn how to write a UI in React, I'd get better with time and become a more valuable asset to my employer. By throwing it to an AI, well, I am not learning much.

So is AI helping my team? We don't know. I can't say no for sure, but I am pretty confident it's not helping much. My boss doesn't know either...nor does his boss. We know we want to be super proficient in leveraging AI. But our velocity has gone down, not up...which again, we are not even sure if it went down to AI or just this year's requirements & workload are more complex than last year's. Story points are a very crude estimate...but if Claude was as magical as they say it is...we'd know...the story point boost would be high enough it wouldn't matter if we did a great job at consistently estimating.

Comment Agreed, stoners are insufferable and broken (Score 2) 90

Pot may not harm the liver but it certainly harms the brain. I do not know many pot users who are capable of feeling "normal" without being under the influence.

People who are heavy pot users? Their brain is FUCKED up. I went to college with many sharp kids who started being cool and intelligent...then got REALLY into weed...and within 4 years?...that amazing kid you met was completely gone, replaced with a zombie version of themselves you can't even hold a conversation with. Yeah, people change and shit, but I don't know anyone who makes marijuana a part of their identity who can keep an intelligent conversation. In fact the more I hear someone talking about weed (It's legal here), the more they say STUPID shit...and I know elite Ivy League educated people who are now total DUMBASSES because they smoke way too much weed. I am sure many can smoke it on occasion or drop an edible and be fine...but most who smoke a few times a day?...well, I've never met a smart, functional one. I am sure one must exist somewhere, but I know of none nor know anyone who has met one. Ever see Tommy Chong interviewed? The dude is BROKEN. Cheech still has it, but Chong talks more like a former heavyweight boxer who kept boxing LONG after he should have stopped.

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