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Comment Yeah, and Ben Shapiro ignores my advice too!!! (Score 1) 119

Colbert is a professional, and Colbert Report was hilarious, but the long downward spiral of his talk show is enough to give one pause. I’m sure he didn’t write it all but no doubt directed the material, and how could he not see the shift away from actually trying to be funny? We have enough sources to turn to for political adversaries, and what struck me was there always seemed a clear hilarious and non-partisan way to make fun of whatever Trump was doing, but it was also clear to everyone what they put out was incensed political opposition with god-awful attempts at humor taped on top. Let’s not pretend a lot of writers haven’t used major IP avenues to preach their own version of what they believe, rather than what is entertaining. Let’s hope it doesn’t go this route.

His audience loves that. He has a team of writers. The late show is a corporate product, not an artistic one. He's at the helm, but it's less of a reflection of his personal ideas and more what his producers think the audience wants. You don't like it? Well...it has a huge audience...and you're not one of them. It's like Sean Hannity, Ben Shapiro, Guttfeld, the Critical Drinker Twat, etc. Their shows fucking suck and are shittily written...but they have their audiences and they love it.

Guttfeld was unwatchable to me...not because I was upset...but I was just fucking bored. I would probably enjoy well written comedy from an adversarial viewpoint....even if I think you're a shitty person, if you make me laugh...I'll have a guilty pleasure good time. But no, conservative comedy just sucks...it's boring as shit...poorly written, unimaginative...there's a FUCKTON of things to make fun of liberals about and conservatives typically suck at it. The South Park guys were decent at it for awhile...but regardless, the point stands. Gutfeld has his audience. I'm not one of them...he doesn't care what I think and he will tailor his writing to what he thinks his audience wants.

If we discover that he's a huge Miami Vice fan and wants to rewrite the series, I am confident it won't look like his Fox News show.

Comment I guess we'll never have entertainment then? (Score 1) 119

My guess is that he will apply every bit of intellect he has to replicate Tolkein and give the most Tolkein-ian experience and it will look nothing like his old work.

In other words, a screenplay indistinguishable from the output of a LLM trained on the entirety of Tolkien's works, basically. No wonder Hollywood types are worried about their jobs.

By your logic, there would be no new electronic music. You don't need an LLM to generate EDM from algorithms based on what clubbers respond to. We had the technology 30 years ago and yet it's a thriving genre. Time will tell, but I imagine the 2 biggest and most famous fans of Tolkein can best an LLM slopping together a story. Also, I wouldn't be surprised if they used the LLM to help them or to judge their work. That would be a smart use of technology. However, the human touch and vision will be clear an apparent vs LLM sloppy shit.

Really, is an LLM to a writer any different than a drum machine to a drummer? We still prefer live drummers, even for electronic genres, to drum machines at live shows...yeah, some studio gigs are no longer there, but there are a lot of drummers working, despite being obsolete by your logic for over 30 years.

Comment Just like Jordan Peele? (Score 2, Insightful) 119

Finally, the untold story of how the Hobbits discovered microaggressions and how the Ring got canceled for being a symbol of systemic oppression. Shadow of the Past? Perfect title â" itâ(TM)s literally the shadow that swallowed Colbertâ(TM)s once-great Late Show, the one that started hilarious and then slowly petered out under an avalanche of politics until half the audience ghosted it for good. Middle-earth just got Colbertâ(TM)d. Hard pass.

Are you really that clueless? Comedy is a profession and a day job for people like him. He's a devout Catholic and family man and none of his material suggests that...why?...because he's a fucking professional. He's writing jokes for his audience, not himself. Colbert is a very intelligent man with a huge passion for Tolkein and that universe. Historically, writing styles are not consistent between genres. Look at Jordan Peele. Key and Peele was a good sketch show. I enjoyed it, but not in my top 5...not even sure if it's my top 10 of the last 20 years, but his horror films were amazing and NOTHING like his sketch shows.

Colbert is a professional. He writes with that perspective because he thinks its funny and he has an audience that appreciates that. Look at Colbert report...a very sharp satire that was nothing like what you described. It just made fun of the ridiculousness of your politics, rather than really expressing much of its own view.

Shitty writers do what they know. You may disagree with Colbert's politics, but he's not a shitty writer. He will adapt to the project.

I am not much of a Tolkein fan...it's fine...not my top choice, but I always enjoy the movies. He is a HUGE fan. My guess is that he will apply every bit of intellect he has to replicate Tolkein and give the most Tolkein-ian experience and it will look nothing like his old work.

My prediction is Stephen Colbert's Lord of the Ring will reflect his perception of what his audience wants and what the spirit of Tolkein is and would never know he wrote it based on his past comedy work. Just like how Jordan Peele's comedy doesn't reflect his horror writing.

Comment Timing is off + would China want to? (Score 1) 274

The timing of this couldn't be any better for Iran. China is desperate for oil and gas due to the blockade of the Strait of Hormuz, Iran has plenty of oil and gas and control of the Strait and must be getting desperate for missiles and launchers. I wonder how many of these missiles and launchers a tanker full of Iranian crude would buy.

Legit theory, but we've already setup a decent blockade and you're also assuming this company can actually deliver. It's one thing to announce, it's quite another to deliver at scale. 2 years from now?...yeah, I can see this being a huge headache. Fortunately for us, I don't think China can get these into Iran's hands if they wanted to.

Additionally, I am not confident that China wants to arm Iran publicly. How much money does Iran have? How much will this risk their Taiwan plans? If I were in charge there, I would focus on selling to the USA's allies, like the gulf states...get that sweet, sweet revenue without the scrutiny. Not good for Israel as those nations won't need to ally with them as much as they do today...but it's a great way to build a market, look good, and hold off on antagonizing the west for a nation that has publicly stated they want to invade Taiwan and seems determined to do so.

Comment That's even scarier!! horseshoes and handgrenades (Score 4, Interesting) 274

For a civilized country (so excluding Russia who doesn't care about anyone's life), you probably want your adversary to have accuracy. If they're attacking your naval base in San Diego, you want it going near the naval base, not wandering into the civilian territory and bombing schools. Soldiers know how to handle attacks and typically have protocols for dealing with damages, putting out fires, evacuating the injured, etc. Daycares probably don't.

Honestly, I am more frightened of this than nuclear war. Once a power launches nukes, things escalate and escalate hard. Idiots can't handle nukes. No shitty nation like Russia or Iran will arm allied revolutionaries with nukes.

Cheap drones and missiles? They can do a lot of damage, are difficult to protect from....and yeah, these are cheap enough to arm other nations with....cheap enough to smuggle, etc.

Nations keep careful stock of their hypersonic missiles. Private companies?....not so confident they won't get a few stolen or sell to some nation who will use them to arm terrorists.

All my life, everyone has complained about the elite militaries. You think Israel and Russia and the USA are dangerous? Wait until you see the houthies waging warfare with the same gear? Soon every clueless hippie complaining about war will be longing for the day when warfare was confined to more responsible parties. As liberal as I am, recent events have made me much more aware...you can complain about the USA "military industrial complex", CIA, etc.... all you like and your complaints may even make sense in a vacuum. But now that under Trump, the USA is stepping back, you'll appreciate just how responsible we were...as other nations fill the role and you see...yeah...we did shitty things....but NOTHING compared to Russia, Iran, N Korea....hell, I'll wager that even as France and Britain ascend, they'll make us look quite good. To me complaining about the USA's military is like hearing someone complain about their iPhone when they've never used any other phone platform. If you're complaining about how Samsung does something better?...OK, legit complaint. If you're complaining that phones without cases break when you drop them on concrete from 5'?...well, you're a moron...unless an iPhone competitor somehow solves that problem...it's not an iPhone problem, it's a phone problem. Similarly...the USA did shitty things?...yeah....but nothing compared to any superpower in recorded history. Compared to our rivals, I think the USA looks quite saintly, especially our modern ones (the Soviet Union and Russia)

Comment Can't complain about quality (Score 1) 42

It sounds like the quality of Fortnite has dwindled, and the costs for skins has gone up.

It doesn't help that it's run by Tim Sweeney. He's a bit of an asshole and isn't really anyone that should be speaking for the company.

Fortnite is a great game. I've had a lot of fun playing it with my kids. Given that you can play it and have fun for free....not sure why you'd complain about skins. That funds the development and building new maps. The maps are typically well thought out. The game performs really well across a lot of hardware. It's not my favorite game, but it's very good at what it does. It's a fun, family-friendly battle royale shooter that's free to fully play and caters to a younger audience.

If you're pissed at them, I wonder what you play that's so much better?...that runs on a Switch and iPad as well as the major consoles and PCs. Online Battle Royale is not my top choice of games to play, but if that's what you're in the mood for, I can't imagine a company doing much better than what epic has done.

Comment You can say the same of gmail, cars, electricity (Score 0) 92

Having lost a spouse to a (much shorter) battle with cancer, I feel bad for his family.

That said, there is no way to operate that kind of business at that scale ethically. No matter what safeguards you put in place, there will be CSAM that makes it through, or material made with adult trafficking victims, which he profited from. I don't know how one can rationalize that.

What a moronic argument!!! Oooh, criminals are going to commit crimes? Anything that makes it easier to do something legally makes it easier to do something illegally. Cars make it easier to commit crimes. Gmail is used by CSAM peddlers far more often! The illegal stuff is a REALLY FUCKING TINY percentage of the revenue and when they catch it, they stop it.

You're clearly a fucked up individual with severe issues, but here's a news flash....only pedophiles like that shit and there's not many of them and they don't have a lot of money.

The market for legitimate content is easily 99.9% of their revenue. Kids are gross. Even without moral considerations...normal people don't want to jerk off to kids...maybe you're different, but normal people want fully grown women and men to jerk off to. Older women actually do better on OnlyFans than college-aged girls. The majority of the market, myself included, would rather jerk off to pics of attainable women we should be having sex with...rather than a barely legal chick. Most of us are self-aware enough to know that if a 21yo was fucking an old guy like me, everyone would think it was a gross shame and minor tragedy.

Older women actually tend to be better performers and have better business sense about marketing and more experienced at the game and knowing what their audience wants. The MILFs thrive much more so than young hotties.

But regardless, please fuck off and let us enjoy content legally and responsibly. If you don't like porn, don't watch it.

Comment Good thing I've never had a job I regretted!!! (Score 2) 92

The convenience of OnlyFans also contributed to encouraging many people to produce adult content who would not have otherwise considered doing so. And many of those people have gone on to regret it.

Good things I've never done anything I've regretted without OnlyFans. Good thing, EVERY job I've ever worked has been a great and smart decision.

Do you really believe your stupid argument? I'm not even a fan of OnlyFans, but I respect any performer that wants to earn some money on the side. Consider this. There are countless single mothers living in the middle of nowhere with money problems. Sure, for you, showing your tits to strangers may sound gross...but so is their daily job...is waiting tables at the local diner that dignified?

Is having to pick which bill to pay this month and which to not pay dignified?...having to guess if your heat or phone will get shut off sooner if you miss a payment? For some, a side hustle like this ensures they can pay their bills...gives them spending money for their kids. If I was a woman, I'd be happy to do pretty much anything on video if it meant my kids had a normal Christmas, normal clothes, whatever books they wanted to read, my bills were paid, my car was well-maintained, etc.

Comment Moronic analogy: Masturbation is good for you! (Score 3, Insightful) 92

I think his point was that a person talented enough to have built this could have built something better. I'm sure you would also agree that it would be better if the average Colombian could sell cocaine to people as opposed to being exploited by a cartel, but at the end of the day the world would be better off if no one were involved in the drug trade at all. Of course there are some that don't consider illegal narcotics to be any more or less immoral than online pornography and that both are awful or that there's nothing wrong with either. For anyone who believes that pornography in and of itself is exploitative, then at best OnlyFans is just a cleaner version of hell, or possibly even worse if it entices more people to participate who might have otherwise stayed away. I'm sure more people would try cocaine (and possibly destroy their own life through addiction) if it were sold by well-dressed young men in a clean and tidy store who would have never bought it if it meant dealing with a shady looking character in a back alley in a bad part of town. All that aside, my condolences to his family. Having lost relatives to cancer myself, it's not something that's easy to go through. Whether you agree that this man was immoral or not, he still had people who were close to him and loved him and I hope that can find peace after his passing.

Cocaine's dangers are overstated, but definitely real. Honestly, cocaine is not even one of the most dangerous drugs you can take, but like all drugs, you really have to know what you're doing and proceed with caution, ideally with medical supervision. Masturbation, however, is fully harmless. Porn is fully harmless. Any arguments otherwise, unless you're referring to religious beliefs are disingenuous. You can wank to porn endlessly and end up physically healthier with minor cardio and a greatly reduced chance of prostate cancer. The worst you can say about porn is that if you get too into it, you waste time and money and think about it way too much....which LITERALLY APPLIES TO ANYTHING IN LIFE....any argument against porn?...applies to work, video games, cooking, sports, working out, spending time with friends, etc. ANYTHING CAN BE OVERDONE. There is a point where porn consumption gets excessive....but I can't think of any scenario that applies to porn that doesn't apply to working out or playing sports or anything else.

If people responsibly enjoying porn concerns you...I would suggest you seek a good therapist. You have some fucking issues (literally?). Seriously. Sex is good. Normal, healthy people enjoy sex. If you don't enjoy sex?...that's fine....but you're the abnormal one. How about you enjoy your asexual existence in peace and leave the rest of us alone....Don't push your moronic, fucked up, and dysfunctional ideals on the rest of us.

Comment Masturbation reduces prostate cancer risk! (Score 4, Insightful) 92

First of all, a platform that allows individuals to monetize their bodies on their own terms doesn't fit my definition of moral decay. It is probably the most empowering iteration of this profession we've had. I don't find showing your tits to strangers for money any more degrading than driving an Uber or working a fast food job. At least with this, they're in full control.

However, if you have an issue with women and men showing off their bodies to excite strangers?...well...fuck you...you're the moral decay. You're a cancer that I am glad is dying out.

Masturbation is good for you. Sex is good for you. Not everyone has valuable skills like I do...for them, a side hustle of showing their tits may mean the difference between ensuring their child has a nice Christmas and the things they need for school or not. No one forces them to do this and OnlyFans was the first major platform to let performers do things fully on their terms.

So you're not into sex?...fine...but that's your impairment. You are the issue, not the rest of society. Let us enjoy performer's bodies in peace...and let them monetize it how they see fit.

Comment Re:Kewl story, bro...not very articulate critique (Score 1) 28

Also i don't see how this is going to catch anything more than the most wonky of form. Camera based full body tracking for simple things like mocap or VR dancing is pretty bad I don't see how this is going to fix my deadlifts or know I'm not fully extending

That would be an example of a legitimate criticism! :). I have a bit more faith in machine vision that you do, but yeah...it's probably not realistic to catch too much unless you have perfect lighting and multiple angles....so chances are your view is more likely than mine.

Comment Kewl story, bro...not very articulate critique (Score 1) 28

'Bhanot tells CNN he'd hired a personal trainer in his 20s to get fit, but "Going through that journey, I realized how old-fashioned personal training was. Dumbbells were still dumb. There was no data or augmentation for the whole process!"'

What a moron. Yet his product is being shilled here.

So why is he a moron? Perhaps you should put some effort into articulating your objections because they're not really obvious. I'll wager you're not a fitness expert or even in above-average shape if you're commenting like this. I honestly can't tell if you have a valid critique or not because you put no effort into explaining yourself before insulting the author.

As a fitness enthusiast myself, I'll guess you're out of shape and clueless....because such technology can really make a difference...if done well. It's just training AI to spot mediocre form is very difficult and requires a lot of effort and most in the fitness industry are either too dumb to do it...or are only after a quick buck (like the Peloton Guide). Maybe you're one of those fat fucks who hates yourself, but has strong opinions on why everyone else is stupid as well and you get joy from tearing them down?

Comment If they could, they would (Score 1) 17

Should simply generating your own apps become cheap and effective it is going to break the entire central app store model. I don't know if this will happen or not, but if these people believe their own AI hype they are right to be afraid.

Well...if it could, it would....so it's safe to conclude the technology just isn't there yet. Otherwise, instead of the news stories about endless pick and shovel vendors, it would be about how pioneering companies are relying on AI to move everything in-house, overhaul their legacy systems, etc....and consumers would see it as well. If AI really lived up to a fraction of the hype, you'd see a flood of amazing indie titles and mind-blowing remakes of classics...like Duke Nukem 3D and similar games rendered in the best UE5 has to offer....as well as people picking up old IPs and expanding them effortlessly....maybe get some new Bioshock levels and content?

Comment Programming is EASY (Score 1) 150

Programming is easy, any moron can do that...designing software is hard! That's why programmers have jobs. Translating specs to Java, Rust or any other language?...very simple. 80s C.A.S.E. tools can do that. The "how" easy...the "what" (are you actually doing) is hard. Fixing all the errors in the spec, meeting with stakeholders to get clarity, and getting them to actually work in as secure and scalable manner?...that's about 95% of my job....1% is programming....4% is meetings and paperwork.

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